Nobody asked for this. Nobody.
As noted by Redditor joes_nipples, Mountain Dew was apparently doing a taste test at Kent State University in Ohio for, I guess, possible drinks. Among the flavours, that included Lemon Ginger and Mango Habanero, it seems, was "Mountain Dew Dewitos."
According to joes_nipples, the liquid Doritos drink tasted "like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time."
That sounds horrid!
"It honestly wasn't that disgusting," wrote joes_nipples on Reddit. "It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunk."
But come on. This cannot be real. Even though Frito Lay is a Pepsi Co subsidiary and even though Pepsi Co owns Mountain Dew, this is too insane. Utter madness!
Back in late October, this photo appeared, apparently also taken at Ohio University:
God help us all.
Top photo: joes_nipples