Hi, I'm Steam. Nice to meet you. This week I will be selling you approximately 1 million garbage VR games you'll never play.
Oh, and Quantum Break is out this week. You forgot about that one, didn't you!
A Legend Of Luca (PC)
What is it? It’s a VR rogue-like in the first-person with Zelda elements. Should you care? Well, you’ll need a Rift or a Vive. You probably don’t have either.
What is it? It's a puzzle platformer where you control to objects at once. Looks interesting. Should you care? Sure, I think it's worth a gander.
What is it? The clue is in the title. Should you care? This looks fantastic. I'm so down for this.
Dirt Rally (Xbox One/PS4)
What is it? It’s the new Dirt game. That series is good. Should you care? Probably, especially if you like racing games. The Dirt series has been hitting at a high level for years now.
Enter the Gungeon (PC)
What is it? It's a bullet-hell dungeon-crawler. Wow, this looks fantastic. Should you care? Man, at least click on the steam link to check this out. Looks amazing.
What is it? It's an arcade shooter experience set in the Eve Online universe. Should you care? It looks goddamn fantastic. I couldn't take this shit in VR.
Mario & Sonic At The Rio 2016 Olympic Games (3DS)
What is it? Damn, it’s an Olympic year? Guess that means we have to get one of these again. Should you care? Yeah, probably not.
Project Starship (PC)
What is it? A bullet hell top down shooter. Looks good. Should you care? It has a really sweet aesthetic. I have a soft spot for this genre.
What is it? It's a VR party game. Seriously. Should you care? I feel like this is the wrong time for a game like this. It looks fun though.
Quantum Break (Xbox One)
What is it? It’s the next big hope for Microsoft and the Xbox One. A game that mixes live action with gameplay and whatnot. Should you care? It’s pretty unique, but the core of it seems a little stale. Give it a bash.
Unseen Diplomacy (PC)
What is it? It's a VR game about being a spy. Should you care? This actually looks incredible. I'm keen for this. My Oculus Rift needs to hurry its ass up.
Did we miss anything? We always miss something. Let us know angrily in the comments below.