When Jeff Goldblum Told Us To Stop Playing And Enjoy Life

When Jeff Goldblum Told Us To Stop Playing And Enjoy Life

Or at least those of us who gathered every DNA sample in 1997’s The Lost World: Jurassic Park video game. We scored a very special message from Mr. Goldblum, urging us to “call a member of the opposite sex” and “Get the stink off.”

I was watching Jeff Goldblum on a post-Orphan Black episode of the Graham Norton Show earlier this week, when I recalled a grainy motivational video I had seen years ago, but I couldn’t remember where I’d see it. Eventually I put it out of my mind, only to have Redditor Thatonesplicer share that very video today, via YouTube’s Gamehelper.

What a wonderful feeling, working your way through a not-very-good-at-all game under the spell of collectible compulsion, only to be rewarded by a reminder of how much time I’d just wasted. The folks at DreamWorks Interactive were monsters.

I don’t blame you, Mr. Goldblum. At least not for this.

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