I'll be brutally honest. I was not born with the ability to craft a sanitary turn of phrase. My darling mother, as precious and lovely as she was, ensured that I grew up with the mouth of a sailor.
It'll come as no surprise, then, that Shadow is now my new favourite character.
Thanks to Eurogamer, everyone has now discovered that Shadow has a surprisingly, well, Australian reaction to what happens on a football pitch.
That is to say, he drops the c-bomb every time something doesn't go his way. Or he seems to drop the c-bomb. It sounds bloody close to it.
Have a listen below and judge for yourselves. With headphones, perhaps.
I knew I liked Shadow for a reason.