Animal Crossing: New Horizons is not a sexy game. But that hasn’t stopped the drawings of dicks and breasts, sexy custom outfits and more. All this is inevitable, I know!
Note: This article has NSFW content that some readers might find objectionable.
As Kotaku previously posted investigative report, if people can create dicks in a game, they will.
But first, know that in New Horizons, people are noticing that some of the preset islands have ponds that sure look penis-shaped.
THEY GAVE ME A PENIS SHAPED POND #AnimalCrossing #ACNH pic.twitter.com/hUMu3BQ0gz
— female protagonist (@WeegeeWuvver) March 20, 2020
Unintentional or not, there are already sexy times in New Horizons!
turns out that penis pond is actually cock-and-balls falls #AnimalCrossing #ACNH pic.twitter.com/npQ89bYO8r
— female protagonist (@WeegeeWuvver) March 20, 2020
Others are finding such bodies of water on other islands.
Went to a mystery island that had a penis lake.. that’s it. At first I kept getting trash from penis lake… And then.. #AnimalCrossing pic.twitter.com/KmkqXBKwJW
— Jonna Mae (@Mae) March 23, 2020
Penis lake, huh?
Pls appreciate the pun (and es I know the word also means celery). Also. Penis Pond. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/itYcSxY15E
— LuffyAppreciation✊❌ READ PINNED (@phantomdieb) March 27, 2020
If you are given a penis waterfall that you don’t terraform yourself, you have only one choice: You must name it “Penis Falls.”
YOU CAN SAY PENIS. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/U8qiAaDtqh
— Mr-Cleric 🧪 (@Mr_Cleric69) March 20, 2020
This is very important.
Other players are being more proactive and taking advantage of the customisation tools in Animal Crossing: New Horizons to sexy-up the game, whether through terraforming or making things saucy in other ways.
毎日がハッピーになるライフハック #どうぶつの森 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/Kr1mq2FZQH
— ちゃな (@tailchana) March 29, 2020
Hot!
ドット絵でおっぱいを描いてるけどムズい…影とかどこを明るくすればとかわからん 絵描いて色塗り出来る人尊敬するわ #どうぶつの森 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/OX93iUp7d1
— はな@けだちゅの一族🏠🐭🌹 (@kedachu_degu) March 24, 2020
Making a bikini top.
Hentai hat is lucky hat you CANNOT change my mind #ACNH pic.twitter.com/8bjOliGKDA
— Matcha ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ) (@brookeabillion1) March 23, 2020
A hentai hat.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1241406446006194178
Of course, people are drawing dicks!
penis #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/HIh79BuWp9
— john (@djohnwange) March 20, 2020
And creating a room full of dicks.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1242133608648843265
Hentai art.
2B from NieR: Automata. No butts tho, this is ~Nintendo~ #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NieR pic.twitter.com/bNOPCxD1bP
— 🌷 Toena 🌷 (@tinabuttz) March 27, 2020
More accurate sexy character recreations.
#どうぶつの森
そろそろ他のやつつくろう…… pic.twitter.com/FpaRY9eXd3— 迷子の名無し (@7uta7shi) March 30, 2020
Another bikini top sans bikini bottom.
now i have got my 6 packsto that i always wanted although my chest look like saggy boobs >_<” #AnimalCrossing pic.twitter.com/klsKrCPEMa
— White Snake (@WhiteSnake1415) March 28, 2020
Saggy boobs.
I love this feature #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/c9K6Z0BQsR
— Hsentai (@hsentai_) March 25, 2020
This was also inevitable.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1243637545604247553
Creating curvy clothes.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1244255578400018433
A custom-made porn mag.
エロいマイデザ作った!
ショーパンからはみ出す水着
島の貞操観念低い女の子(店しまってて薬買えない、、)
#どうぶつの森 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/Y8PEbWGjaF— peta. (@petarikooo) March 20, 2020
A skimpy bikini.
https://twitter.com/a/status/1241233306554740736
Penis fashion.
I made a boob hat #AnimalCrossing pic.twitter.com/6WExsoCQfz
— 💀Olli’s Undead Corpse💀 (@colormeolli) March 23, 2020
Boob hats.
私も毎日ハッピーライフです pic.twitter.com/SJP5bmgvTo
— 📺SinsinMG🎮めぐ🍷🚬(•᷄ὤ•᷅ )Fortnite (@luminous_GGMS) March 29, 2020
And more boobs.
Once again, this is further proof if you give people the tools, they’ll draw dicks and boobs and all sorts of stuff.
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