“Only one person so far,” said the very nice Nintendo rep, “didn’t change Mario into his swimsuit.”
That didn’t surprise me.
It’s a gorgeous Friday afternoon. I am the last appointment of the day. The last person this nice lady will guide through Super Mario Odyssey. A video game that will almost certainly be ‘brilliant’. Brilliant is a dead word, but it applies. Super Mario Odyssey will sparkle, dazzle, it will shine brightly.
But here I am thinking about nipples. Talking, even, about nipples.
Nipples. Nipples. Nipples.