Showing up to a LAN party with this old '90s PC case could be fun. On the surface it looks like an ordinary old PC, preserved for DOS games. But it's a very well-made custom case, filled with all-modern hardware inside.
Kids today, with their graphical user interfaces and high DPI mice. Why, when I was their age I was getting kicked out of Radio Shack for making the computers spew out endless streams of curse words. 10 Print "Sadness"; 20 Goto 10.