Link's just trying to have a quiet drink. Goddammit people leave alone you parasites.

Sometimes there's a temptation -- I've seen articles about this -- how to gamify work life, how to treat it like an MMO.

But let's be realistic here, work should not be like an MMO. Thank the good lord your office isn't like an MMO. This video is the endgame.

When was the last time you went up to a friend, made them carry all your shit and then stole their money in return?

We're all dreadful, sick sociopaths.

"I started as a cleaner... but now I'm an astronaut."

"They're very similar fields."

Amazing.

This might be the toughest challenge Batman has ever faced.