Image: Bandai That’s actually what it’s called in Japanese “Zettai ni Noritai Rapurasu” (絶対にのりたいラプラス) or “A Lapras You’ll Definitely Want To Ride.”
Image: M-Fumi This is called the “V1” and claims to be a fully-automatic VR self-pleasuring device. The V1 is “hands-free.” Of course, it is.
For decades now, Japanese vending machines have served up an array of interesting, mundane, and useful things. Things like manga. Or bread in a can. Or illicit substances. Or video game piracy cartridges.