See Games Differently
See Games Differently
the onion
The Onion is ready for the next generation of video game consoles. Here’s their report on Xbox One. It’s surprisingly accurate.
“Examining MRIs and PET scans of Madden football veterans, scientists discovered severely damaged neural pathways in parts of the brain associated with motivation and attention, malformations that might explain the common inability among players to perform such basic tasks as maintaining hygiene and preparing meals for themselves.”
We’ve all thought about it, setting aside an entire weekend to recharge the recently rocky relationship with have with our console of choice… right? Or is that just me and this guy?
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