Hot Nintendo Porn Action. Hide Your Kids. Hide Your Wife.

Shocking. Sick. Have you no shame, Dylan? There are children on the internet.

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    Meteors

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 7:40 AM

    Wow! A new low! Congratulations, surprised you had time to post EIGHT pictures of this shit, or was Ashcraft giving you a hand?

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      Andrew

      Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 8:57 AM

      I for one was highly amused. Personally if I don’t like the work of a writer I skip past it, rather than taking the opportunity to demean him.

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        Meteors

        Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:03 AM

        Highly amused? You have my sympathy.

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          choosk

          Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 2:39 PM

          get off your high horse.

          this was pointless and stupid, but it’s hilarious!

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            Meteors

            Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 3:11 PM

            Ok mate, pointless and stupid = hilarious. Now we know who watches shit like that jack and Jill movie. You’re the reason we can’t have nice things.

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              Steve

              Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 6:38 PM

              I’m wondering if you can produce a cohesive point without resorting to ad hominem attacks on others’ tastes or moral character. He’s right, get off your high horse you self-righteous idiot. They’re pictures of game hardware in some interesting positions, that to those unfamiliar with pornographic material, would find completely innocuous. Way to go Helen Lovejoy.

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    Ben

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 7:57 AM

    For what it’s worth, it made me laugh.

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    Frank Woods

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 8:06 AM

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsglhv1D7E1qfke36.png

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    AerintheADEQUATE

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 8:22 AM

    These are all perfectly crisp and clear pictures of Nintendo consoles fornicating each other in various positions by different methods…

    The previous gallery of awesome art by Japanese artists that was inspired by Assassin’s Creed was full of blurry, pixellated, and oddly cropped images that I couldn’t truly enjoy…

    The Universe is cruel. The Universe is cruel.

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    Akra

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    I only read these articles for the comments.

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      Abe

      Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:47 AM

      1+

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    Toasty Fresh

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    That’s sooo fucking stupid.

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    Benny

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 10:04 AM

    This is funny as. Maybe it’s because I have a GameCube.

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    Virus__

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:20 AM

    Um, okay then. I wish I had never clicked the article. God damn my curiosity. That poor cat i’ve just murdered D:

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    Nick

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    fapfapfapfapfap

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    Zac

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    If I was Japanese I might have come all over my computer

    But come on, no-one can honestly say that they didn’t laugh at this

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    Joshy206

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 7:52 PM

    I hate stupid sex-based-for-boobies articles, but this isn’t one of them: this is actually hilarious.

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    Wayno@War

    Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    Ridiculous.

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    Jarred

    Wednesday, January 11, 2012 at 2:42 AM

    Welcome to 2005 Kotaku.
    One day you will catch up, I just know you will!

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    Dakers

    Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    Someone somewhere is getting off on this.

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