We’ve all been there, Girl Who Stores Game Controllers In Her Underwear. Sometimes, it gets really stuffy. You’re sitting in your apartment in your underwear, playing some video games to make the afternoon go by faster.
You get up to pour a glass of ice water, but the controller you’re holding is getting in the way! Nothing for it but to free up your hands by snapping that sucker into the band of your undies.
It all starts when you go shopping.
Don’t worry! I won’t tell anyone your secret: that you bought an Xbox 360 and a PlayStation 3! Such an indulgence. See, check it out!
Well, hey, I guess it’s time to play some games. But wait… your controllers require more hands than you’ve got. This merits some deep thought.
Hmm… whatever to do? Oh! Here’s the solution!
Well, this sure seems to work! Your hands are freed up to play Xbox, but you can quickly switch to PS3 at any moment! There’s nothing weird about this at all!
But wait, you want to change games, but you don’t know what to do with the extra game disc. Plus, you’ve got this second corded controller… where can that go?
Oh, OK. Well, that works. What’s that off in the distance, though? Is that… some friends planning a surprise party for you? Sheesh, if they show up now for a party, you’re going to look pretty silly…
Womp-womp. This isn’t going to be a very fun party at all.