We’ve seen video games nail cloth physics, hair physics and even water physics. Penis physics, though? That’s mostly a new frontier.
Massive NSFW warning ahead!
While games like Mount Your Friends and Loadout were some of the first games to venture into this somewhat uncharted territory, we now have a more modern example of people feeling out how to render realistic dick physics. Behold, this hilarious (and painful) physics test in the Unreal engine by tentakeljugend:
Wow. It does look like there are still some kinks to iron out here, but hopefully stuff like this makes it into an actual game — as we’ve seen before, some players are hungry for it.
And just in case the video gets taken down from YouTube, some GIFs for your amusement:
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17 responses to “The Unreal Engine, Used To Create Better Dick Physics [NSFW]”
… and they’re all circumcised.
*mutilated
Rather be mutilated than end up with a dank smelling bell end – regardless of your opinion, you’ve got a higher chance of manky infections and bacterial growths – which is disgusting.
I bet the girls must love it.
Gives you that little bit more to measure to doesn’t it?
What on earth..? I actually clean myself properly, thank you, but I think this says more about your own cleaning habits than mine. I’ve never had one of these manky infections you know so well.
Also, it’s the guys that go crazy for the foreskin – no chicks have been near mine. Don’t make assumptions.
And I’m happy with my size, regardless of the skin hanging off the end.
Dont let them get under your skin mate
By the old gods, you were born to be an idiot weren’t you.
sadly yeah…nothing wrong with being Circumcised though then again most guys i have met act like those with foreskins are surperior to those without and if you don’t have a foreskin you can’t give as much pleasure and be as good as sex etc…
Yeh nothing wrong for getting circumcised for medical reasons. I just don’t agree with people circumcising newborn infants for no real medical reason. They don’t even give the poor things any pain medication because they are too young. I know many paedaitricians who refuse to perform circumcisions on newborns (for no medical purpose) for this very reason.
They’re saving it for later paid DLC
as a certified penis haver, i can see the realism in the erect penis’ but am terrified by how the flaccid penis’ react to stimuli. there is definitely kinks to iron out, but it looks promising to one day have a character that isn’t a ken doll. maybe then ill stop exclusively gaming as female characters.
Oh god don’t talk about ironing out a penis!!!!!!
Yes, but please talk about kinks all you want!
What makes you think they’ll ever get penis physics right if they can’t get boob physics right?
See the things with boobs is you spend all that time working out how a boob should behave and then somebody comes along and goes “most women have two boobs” and then you find yourself trying to work out how the interact with each other.
OMG PATRICIA THIS IS SO SEXIST IT’S NOT RIGHT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE UP TO THESE PENIS’S???????
Physics done right: Dicks, butts and boobs. Physics done wrong: Rufus.
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Equality baby!
That blue guy so mad that other penises are larger!