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Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Wild Junk: The Winners!

Last week Kotaku US asked its readers to fix The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt‘s missing penis problem. Our readers responded with the stuff of endless nightmares.

The Witcher Series, By The Numbers

How many polygons does it takes to make a Geralt in The Witcher 3, as opposed to years ago? How many hours does it take to beat the game? How many endings are there? These questions and more are answered by a new infographic released by CD Projekt RED.

The Witcher 3's Horses Need To Get It Together

On today’s episode of Highlight Reel we have weird horses, weird soldiers, defuses, close finishes and much more!

Sadly, Geralt Doesn't Have A Penis

In the Witcher 3, Geralt is one swinging dude. He must have some libido! Seems he doesn’t have much of a weenie — or, for that matter, any whatsoever.

The Witcher 3 Has Some Great Glitches

On today’s episode of Highlight Reel (back from our short vacation!) we have legless zombies, fast car crashes, headless peasants, and more Witcher clips than you can shake a stick at.

Every Sex Scene In The Witcher 3 [NSFW]

At its core, The Witcher 3 is a game about two things: hunting monsters and looking sexy. Surely you’ve noticed that Geralt looks like the leading dude of a trashy romance novel, yeah? I can’t be the only one that pauses at Geralt’s obsession with slathering oil on stuff, right?

When 20 Witcher 3 Bears And Cyclopes Go To War, Everybody Wins

Well, except maybe Geralt, but you can’t stage a massive battle between 20 bears and 20 cyclopes without breaking a few Witchers.

The Witcher 3 Benchmarked: The New Crysis

Around this time four years ago The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings impressed critics with its opulent and demanding PC graphics, rich environments and storytelling, along with innovative combat mechanics. Selling nearly two million copies in its first year, the game was a great success for CD Projekt Red so it came as no surprise when a follow-up was announced.

The Witcher Was Almost A Diablo Clone

This series sure has come a long way since this early prototype from 2002. Remember, this is what The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, which launched this week, looks like.

Nasty Witcher 3 Bug Is Corrupting Saves On Xbox One

If you’re playing The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt on Xbox One, you should watch out this. Players are reporting a couple of ways save games are becoming corrupted. For some, it happens out of nowhere, after dying. Others are convinced it’s related to a specific mission. But for most, it happens after leaving The Witcher 3 suspended for several hours.

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