Well, I've got one here if you'd like.
This afternoon, Activision kindly sent me a review copy of the next Guitar Hero game. Inside the package was a t-shirt. It's black, of course, and simply has the words "Guitar Hero" and "Metallica" emblazoned across the front. Oh, and with apologies to all the large and small people out there, it's size M.
I figure I'll never wear it, so why not give it away to someone who truly wants it. And that could be you, as long as you leave a comment below telling me why you want it. I'll pick one that I like and send you the shirt. Just make sure you leave your comment by midnight tonight.