All Your Mafia II Winners Are Here

Last week we gave away five packs of sweet, sweet Mafia II gear. Here are all the winners.

Thanks to our friend at 2K Games, we had FIVE Mafia II “gangster” packs to give away. Each pack contained:

* Mafia II game * Mafia II t-shirt * Mafia II cufflinks * Mafia II artbook * Mafia II moneyclip

On Monday, we asked you to write us a limerick. Andy Pants 3000 wrote the best and won a PS3 pack:

There once was a gangster named Guido, Who trained killer birds in tuxedos, Despite quite a struggle, The budgies he smuggled, Fired prematurely whilst still in his speedos.

On Tuesday, we again requested a limerick, and Jamie took home a 360 pack for this effort:

There once was a gangster named Marcus Who was always confused near a carcass Couldn’t find a horse head To put in someone’s bed So chopped Sarah Jessica Parker’s.

On Wednesday, we mixed it up with a haiku for the only PC pack. DerangedStoat nailed the job:

The hit was put out. ‘The Cleaner’ was contracted. Maid un-made made man.

On Thursday, Gobbo blew minds by introducing his haiku with a limerick, and won himself the second PS3 pack:

There once was a gangster named Ahmed, Got confused, wrote a haiku instead: Peaceful placid lake, Cement Boots were a mistake Good night, soon I’m dead.

And on Friday, Googotz, Corey Lee, Dutch and Shane just missed out on the second 360 pack. It was won by Andy instead:

On the run again Well, infact a slow stride Bodybags aren't light

Well done to all the winners. I'll be in touch shortly to get your details.


    Congrats to all winners.
    Dave do 2 special mentions in the same week of comp get me towards anything??

    No harming in asking....hehehehehe

    awww man, my awesome iteration and i still don't even get a Honerable... lol

    Well done everyone - awesome stuff - very jealous.

    Andy, the last winner, made sure the comp went out with a bang - perfectly done Haiku, my boy!

    Well done, again, everyone! :D

      Thanks, hey, we all had fun! Good job guys.

        Spot on - the whole idea is that we all get to have a bit of fun with it and some of us come away with a lil bit extra :)

    Loss is evident
    The Goose deemed me unworthy
    Depression descends

    Big grats to everyone else! Enjoy the money clip and those neato cufflinks...

    well done everyone! some pretty stiff competition in that one! lots of good'ns to choose from!


    A shout out! I'm still a happy man.

    Congrats to the winners.

    nooo, so close damn, congratz to winners

    Damn you Gobbo. We had no chance. NONE AT ALL!

    But it was very well deserved. By everyone!

    One day I'll write a coherent limerick or day.....

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