Thanks to our friend at 2K Games, we had FIVE Mafia II “gangster” packs to give away. Each pack contained:
* Mafia II game
* Mafia II t-shirt
* Mafia II cufflinks
* Mafia II artbook
* Mafia II moneyclip
On Monday, we asked you to write us a limerick. Andy Pants 3000 wrote the best and won a PS3 pack:
There once was a gangster named Guido,
Who trained killer birds in tuxedos,
Despite quite a struggle,
The budgies he smuggled,
Fired prematurely whilst still in his speedos.
On Tuesday, we again requested a limerick, and Jamie took home a 360 pack for this effort:
There once was a gangster named Marcus
Who was always confused near a carcass
Couldn’t find a horse head
To put in someone’s bed
So chopped Sarah Jessica Parker’s.
On Wednesday, we mixed it up with a haiku for the only PC pack. DerangedStoat nailed the job:
The hit was put out.
‘The Cleaner’ was contracted.
Maid un-made made man.
On Thursday, Gobbo blew minds by introducing his haiku with a limerick, and won himself the second PS3 pack:
There once was a gangster named Ahmed,
Got confused, wrote a haiku instead:
Peaceful placid lake,
Cement Boots were a mistake
Good night, soon I’m dead.
On the run again
Well, infact a slow stride
Bodybags aren’t light
Well done to all the winners. I’ll be in touch shortly to get your details.