Censor Watch

We'll find out soon whether that Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Edition really does feature night-vision sausages. I do hope it does.

Bioware fans spoofed Modern Warfare 2's Prestige Edition last year with their faked Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Collectors Edition. For night-vision goggles, they swapped in night-vision sausage to amusing effect and the delight of dwarves everywhere.

Now, the Classification Board has rated the unannounced Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Edition. Sure, it'll probably just contain the original game, the Awakening expansion and all the released DLC, but a sausage-loving dwarf can dream, can't he?

Elsewhere, is that Cave shmup Guwange getting prepped for a local XBLA release? Good lord!

And is that Bonk: Brink of Extinction getting the decidedly less interesting name BC Kid: Brink of Extinction? Sigh.

And is that partially titled Ghost Recon game really just Future Soldier? We suspect so.

Atari Greatest Hits: Volume 1 (Atari) G BC Kid: Brink of Extinction (Hudson Soft) G Bit.Trip.Fate (Nintendo) G Busy Scissors (Little Orbit) G Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision) M Cooking Mama World: Babysitting Mama (Tuff Kat) G Cooking Mama World: Hobbies and Fun (Tuff Kat) G Dance Juniors (Ubisoft) G Dead Space Ignition (EA) M Dragon Age Origins: Ultimate Edition (EA) MA15+ EA Sports Active 2 (EA) G Fable III (Microsoft) MA15+ Guwange (Cave) M Harvest Moon: Hero of Leaf Valley (Rising Star) G Haunted House (Atari) PG Karaoke Revolution Glee (Konami) PG Nickelodeon Fit (2K) G The Shoot (Sony) PG The Sims 3 (EA) M The Sims 3: Late Night (EA) M Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon (Ubisoft) M We Sing Robbie Williams (Nordic Games) PG


    Fable 3 more violent than Call of Duty?

      Fable 3 has "Strong sexual references and violence" and is MA15+. Fable 2 has "Sexual reference, sexual themes and violence" and is M.

      Call of Duty: Black Ops on the other hand (is taking ages to search for) and has "Violence".

      From memory, Orgazmo is R18+ for "Sexual Themes" and Batman Begins is PG with "Mild Themes".

      If any of that makes sense to someone who hasn't read over the Classification Board website to see what all of those terms mean, I'd be shocked. The whole system, meant to inform people of what they're purchasing, only informs us in the vaguest possible terms.

    Hmm.. i might inverst in that Dragon Age Ultimate Edition.. i already have the first, but my sister wants the game, so i may just give that one to her and pick up the new one for myself... i would like all the bells and whistles...

    besides, when the Awakening Expansion is $40 alone it makes the Ultimate Edition a Good Investment.

    Bonk retitled due to it also being slang for fornication?

    What next? Shag Carpet becomes Hairy Carpet? Root Beer becomes Vegetable Beer?

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