We'll find out soon whether that Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Edition really does feature night-vision sausages. I do hope it does.
Bioware fans spoofed Modern Warfare 2's Prestige Edition last year with their faked Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Collectors Edition. For night-vision goggles, they swapped in night-vision sausage to amusing effect and the delight of dwarves everywhere.
Now, the Classification Board has rated the unannounced Dragon Age Origins Ultimate Edition. Sure, it'll probably just contain the original game, the Awakening expansion and all the released DLC, but a sausage-loving dwarf can dream, can't he?
Elsewhere, is that Cave shmup Guwange getting prepped for a local XBLA release? Good lord!
And is that Bonk: Brink of Extinction getting the decidedly less interesting name BC Kid: Brink of Extinction? Sigh.
And is that partially titled Ghost Recon game really just Future Soldier? We suspect so.
Atari Greatest Hits: Volume 1 (Atari) G BC Kid: Brink of Extinction (Hudson Soft) G Bit.Trip.Fate (Nintendo) G Busy Scissors (Little Orbit) G Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision) M Cooking Mama World: Babysitting Mama (Tuff Kat) G Cooking Mama World: Hobbies and Fun (Tuff Kat) G Dance Juniors (Ubisoft) G Dead Space Ignition (EA) M Dragon Age Origins: Ultimate Edition (EA) MA15+ EA Sports Active 2 (EA) G Fable III (Microsoft) MA15+ Guwange (Cave) M Harvest Moon: Hero of Leaf Valley (Rising Star) G Haunted House (Atari) PG Karaoke Revolution Glee (Konami) PG Nickelodeon Fit (2K) G The Shoot (Sony) PG The Sims 3 (EA) M The Sims 3: Late Night (EA) M Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon (Ubisoft) M We Sing Robbie Williams (Nordic Games) PG