It's wonderful to see the traitorous sorcerer Shang Tsung up to his old transforming tricks again, isn't it?
He may be ancient, but he's still got moves. Shang Tsung, as I mentioned last Friday, is a vile sorcerer that betrayed EarthRealm in order to achieve the sort of power it takes to transform himself from a wrinkled old man into an attractive young woman.
Oh don't judge. You'd do the same thing if you were in his shoes. You'd be popping souls like they were Pringles. At first it seems wrong, but then the collector instinct kicks in and you're playing Pokemon with the entire population of the world.
Mortal Kombat drops next week for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.