While you were sleeping — eyes shut, drooling all over yourself, hugging your pillow like a puppy dog clinging onto its mother's general thigh area — things happened on The Internets. Video Game Things. So here's a quick round-up of what you missed!
I'm quite excited for Assassin's Creed Revelations. In fact, now that Journey's been pushed to 2012, it may be my most anticipated game this Christmas. Kotaku US spent three hours with the game - and this hands on is what they have to show for it. Read and be merry.
One of my favourite parts of Uncharted 2 was the moment where you simply explored the village - taking a break from all the climbing and cover shooting to just breathe. This Uncharted 3 gameplay footage has an entirely different village experience - but you should still totally watch it!
In Short Three Hours With The Surprisingly Ambitious And Tougher Assassin's Creed Revelations See Uncharted's Gorgeous Desert Village Gameplay Up, Close And Beautiful RAGE: The Kotaku Review Exhibit COD: Underground Rapper Jay Electronica Names New Single After Modern Warfare 3 Real Mario Kart On The Streets Of Tokyo Drawing Huge Crowds
Thanks James Mac for the pic of Fergus, who has perfected the art of napping between his naps.