Earlier this month Game Informer gave us the first dust-filled image from BioWare's mysterious new franchise. Now Spike delivers the first footage from the title, nearly three whole seconds that tell us absolutely nothing.
Anyone else feel like a Corona? Sure would hit the spot following that brief flash of something bad happening to some sort of vehicles. I'd pore over the footage more thoroughly but every time I reload, so does that ad, and we've not got that sort of time on our hands, what with the holiday coming up and all.
What I do see in both the artwork and the video are what look to be strange variations of military technology, much like the G.I. Joe toys I used to play with as a child. Based on that ridiculously flimsy premise, I'm calling it: BioWare is making G.I. Joe: The Video Game.
How wrong am I? Find out at the 2011 Video Game Awards Saturday, December 10, on Spike.