After two weeks of careful study, I have determined that Super Hexagon is the bull-riding of video games. It may not look it. It may look and sound like an old Atari game that fell through a timewarp and re-emerged on the iTunes store today.
But it is, in fact, an experience that will break you, repeatedly.
It is a game that you will only be able to handle, at first, for five seconds. Maybe six.
Super Hexagon is a brilliant little game from Terry Cavanagh, the sadistic creator of the tougher-than-Mario sidescroller VVVVV. The game is as simple as it looks in its trailer. You control a little triangle and rotate it through a maze that is constantly converging toward the centre of your iPhone or iPad screen.
Cavanagh sent me an early copy of the game a couple of weeks ago and warned me that this game was the toughest thing he’d ever created. I emailed him back a little later just thrilled with myself that I’d managed to survive in his game for 15 seconds. He emailed me back with the equivalent of a pat on the head and told me to keep at it. There was lots of depth, he told me. I had to keep playing. Today, I can proudly report that I can now survive for 24 seconds. (Confession, I’m playing on the game’s “easy” mode, which is called Hard… my record in Harder mode is 5.3 seconds; in Hardest it’s 5.0 seconds.)
Anyone can make a game that is brutally tough, but it takes a craftier individual to make one that I won’t stop playing even as I fail again and again. I credit the graphics, which spiral and pulse in a way that will make you think you’re being hypnotized. I credit the controls — press on the left side of the screen to rotate the triangle one way; press on the right to go the other way — which seem digital but reveal themselves to be deeply analogue. I credit the music, the voice-acting. Hell, I credit the whole thing.
This game is worth well more than the 99 cents being charged for it.
If you have an iPhone or iPad, not getting this game would be a grave mistake. Pay the dollar. Get on this bull. See how long you can survive.
Super Hexagon [iTunes App Store]
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