NSFW: Don't Take This Guy's Van In Battlefield 3. He Is Chasing A Helicopter

Audio is NSFW. Reader Mike C. works in a veterinarian's office. It's nice helping small animals, but the job does have its sad days. Video gaming is necessary to his decompression routine after work.

Playing Battlefield 3 yesterday, Mike (GamerTag Kiaza, he's asked us to include it) happened upon another lonely soul who appeared to be in need of aid. "We were defending on Norshar Canals I believe and we were in the last area for rush. This guy was shooting up in the air without a driver, so I figured that I would take him into the field so he could get a couple of kills. You know? The right thing to do."

So Mike hopped in the driver's seat and drove him off. "We got ambushed and destroyed almost instantly. So. I am going through my weapons before i respawn and I get this message from who I then assumed was the unfortunate fellow in my gunner-seat." You can hear it above.


Comments

    Well to be honest, when you only see a gunner, gunning, you do not drive the vehicle away! (Unless you know the person)

      ^ this, yeah

      But it WAS a hilarious over-reaction ;D

    Yeah, you don't move a gunner's vehicle while they're in the middle of targeting something. No wonder he was pissed.

    no issue! drive the vehicle into enemy lines and leave them there. Safest thing to do.

    wow knobs like this are everywhere. its only a FUCKING game!!! :)

    Agree with you guys about moving a vehicle with a gunner in it, but srsly who the hell tries to shoot down a heli from a stationary vehicle. (assuming he was trying to do it with a machine gun.)

      The recent patch buffed to 50cal up nicely, they do pretty good damage against a little bird.

        Yup, and enough dmg to annoy the transport choppers with bad gunners.

    "1337 chopper pilot" butt-hurt about being killed by what he perceives as someone else's "idiocy". Meanwhile, he's sitting on the ground in the gunners seat shooting at another chopper.

    HURPERDURHDERPADOOOOOOO

    Excuse me for being that guy.

    But how is this news?

      Mr Unicorn,
      For what it's worth, I don't come here just for "news". I come here to read entertaining stories about video gaming... and that's exactly what this story is. A lot of people seem to have enjoyed this one, as did I... Thoroughly. I hope this answers your question. Have a nice day, sir.

    i want this as my sms tone, i can't stop playing it "I WAS CHASING A HELICOPTER" LOL

    its worse when your healing your tank after a battle and some dude steals it and doesnt come back for you

    I was chasin' a helicopta, bwoy! Down in missoureh

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