The Dorkly Weekly: There Is Absolutely No Reason To Reinstate XCOM

Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.

I mean really, it's called XCOM: Enemy Unknown — that's uncertainty right there. Probably just weather balloons. With lasers.

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    Weather balloons abduct people and shoot lasers all the time!

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