When the Metal Gear movie is done - if it's ever done - it will be 17 hours long, 16 of which will be people talking about something you don't quite understand. What a drag. So let's watch this much shorter Metal Gear movie, made by one of the world's best cosplayers, instead.
OK, so there's not much story going on here, or action for that matter... but the point here is the awesome costume (and arm wound makeup!), not the screenwriting.
Metal Gear Solid - Thanks... [YouTube]