I knew it was too easy. Congrats to absolutely everyone who guessed yesterday's haiku (especially Neon Jackal who was first). It was indeed Two Crude Dudes, one of my favourite arcade games ever.
Today's HaiTaku comes from beeawwb. I have a feeling you might guess this one pretty quickly!
You’re balls up the creek, With proverbial paddle; This game really stinks.
This is HaiTaku. We write Haikus about old video games and leave it you to guess what game we're talking about. If you want to submit a Haiku feel free. Send it here!