With Independence Day right around the corner, Fox’s Animation Domination mixes a comic book icon with horrible US statistics to make everyone a little more depressed.
Statistically speaking, every country in the world could have one of these songs made about them, tailored towards their worst qualities in order to sound as terrible as possible. It’s just that none of them have a jaunty classic cartoon theme song to set it to. See? America wins in the end, somehow.
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4 responses to “Captain America Celebrates The Country’s Most Horrible Statistics”
That’s goddamn gold lol
I am not Yank and definitely not depressed by this because this IS gold!
I’m not even American and I’m embarrassed.
I am reminded of the brilliant Newsroom’s pilot intro monologue.