Who The Hell Is Watching Porn On A 3DS?

Who The Hell Is Watching Porn On a 3DS?

PornHub released a bunch of graphs yesterday breaking down what platforms people are viewing their service on. Among other curiosities (there are humans in 2014 watching porn on Windows NT and Blackberry phones), the company showed what gaming systems are most commonly, um, used.

Who The Hell Is Watching Porn On a 3DS?

The leading two stats seem weird. I'm going to assume they actually combined PS3/PS4 and Xbox 360/XB1, since the PS4 isn't there at all, and only "Xbox" is mentioned. But whatever, they're not the most interesting ones.

No, that comes later. Sorry.

Look at the Vita! And 3DS! There are people out there, multiple people, using their Nintendo 3DS console to access the internet and watch porn.

That's either a very unique situation or some dogged perseverance. Actually, it's gotta be both.

OS Battle -- Porn by the Platform [Pornhub]


Comments

    That picture will never stop being funny

    Who the hell is Lisa Ann?

      I thought the same thing when I saw the source of this article yesterday, then I googled her, then I wondered how the hell she could get up to the #1 spot. People always surprise me.

      You'll have better luck with Bing! search =P

        Bing! Search. For all your porn needs. Best thing about having a Windows Phone.

    No TV/monitor in your room of choice... wireless internet... c'mon Luke stop pretending like you don't know ;)

    Last edited 28/08/14 3:13 pm

    I'm sure this post will reflect poorly on me, but this article does now have me wondering if there's targeted content for the 3DS, or at least for 3D displays in general. Surely porn producers will be amongst the earliest adopters of the Oculus Rift.

      All those POV videos streamlined for the rift

      Imagine the deluge of dodgy Japanese porn games that are probably in development right now...

      You think that's going to reflect poorly on you? I have an answer for you. =P

      There has been 3D capable pornographic images available for the 3DS, since only a few months after it's release. There were even websites dedicated to hosting these particular images, as they weren't just .jpgs you could download. Being in 3D meant they needed to be in a special format.

      ...I'll show myself out now.

    I always knew Sony fanboys were the biggest wankers around....

    Last edited 28/08/14 3:45 pm

      This is the second funniest thing i've read on the internet today.

      Don't even care that I am one of the accused 'biggest wankers'.. this comment made my internet.

    Ever heard of User Agent Spoofing (pardon the pun)? It could just be an ordinary browser with the UA Spoofed to make it look like one of those devices. There's browser plugins that do this randomly.

    Probably horny teenagers trying to hide their activities from their clueless parents.

    Porn mag under the mattress - 2014 edition

    Mobile console that has the ability to look at porn, with the ability to hide it by either a playing a game or closing it. Um, the 3ds fits into those criterea for sneakily looking at porn, not to mention it has some fanservice games that can be played on it (I'm looking at you bbcs2 & doa dimensions)

    The question is "who the hell is watching STREAMED porn on the 3ds" everyone knows you can't watch 3d porn streaming. You need to put it on the SD card first.

    Kids these days are so lucky.

    I can't imagine how little I'd have been able to achieve in my younger years if I had access to porn on my Gameboy.

    Why isn't the WiiU mentioned?
    It is by far the best console for watching porn.

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