Late last night the news came in that Microsoft had decided to purchase Minecraft for an insane $2.5 billion. So today's Off Topic is simple: someone gives you $2.5 Billion. What would you do with it?
At first I thought, "let's provide clean water for everyone in the world" but apparently that would cost $10 billion. Anyone want to pool in their money?
Okay, let's just spend it all on stupid stuff. I'm going to build a house with no stairs and you have to scale a climbing wall to get to your bedroom. I'm also going to try and revive Michael Jackson via the powers of wizardry or science, whichever is cheapest.
What would you spend the cash on?