"It looks like a brick."
Dear lord I am old. I am so very old. Will someone please stop recording teenagers reacting to stuff so that I can continue to feel like a hip and happening dude? I am sick of watching these video and realising that most of them were born after I graduated from High School. That is not a good feeling.
"I have an iPhone case like this."
That might have been my favourite comment of all. Dear lord. Our beloved video games are being repackaged as vague nostalgia to a group of a young people who don't even understand what they're being nostalgic about. This is brutal. This is truly, truly brutal.