For all those cantankerous types who don't want other people to get cake.
It's available for pre-order at We Love Fine and it's a 2 to 4 player board game from the makers of the Portal games. It's US$45 at the moment and it comes with a single GLADOS token, 1 miniature companion cube, a mini-turret, 32 test subjects, 18 test chamber panels and one board.
There isn't much detail about how the game actually plays out, although in the picture it appears to be a turn-based affair with players drawing cards from two decks. "DEPLOY, MOVE, ACTIVATE, RECYCLE," the box says.
Would you play a Portal board game?