Beware, law-abiding citizens. Terrorism has a deadly new weapon: the door.
Counter-Strike player thenuker00 posted a highlight clip in which they — as the last surviving member of their team — stole back every last morsel of momentum the hands of fate had so cruelly wrenched away. By bopping the other team with a door. It was some Three Stooges shit.
Kinja kinda fucks up the resolution, but you get the idea. If you want to watch the full thing, go here.
The counter-terrorist team tries to chase thenuker00 down, but they’re simply not prepared for this brilliant door gambit, which I’m sure we’ll see imitated by players of all skill levels — especially pros — for years to come. It’s just, like, how do you cope with a door slamming in your face? How do any of us, really? It’s all too much, physically and emotionally. Indeed, to cherry pick a phrase from The Ball Sports, “THIS IS MY HOUSE. By which I mean I live here now, and if you try to come in, I will stab you to death.”
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3 responses to “Counter-Strike Player Wins Match By Closing Door Over And Over”
He killed Chandler Bing…I mean Ms Chanandler Bong
Back in MY day, you shot terrorists through doors.
I can’t believe how much time the players spend actually looking at each other without shooting at each other.
The last time I played CS, you were more likely to get killed within a second of exposure to the line of sight of someone you still couldn’t properly see even with death-cam.
Probably just some silver scrub shit.
ive done this more than enough, there is absolutely nothing new to see here. by the plays and the game sense of the counter terrorists… we all assume it was silver-unranked, or even completely set up. pathetic really.