It's no surprise that the world of business has worked out that Pokemon GO Is A Thing. But please, for all that is holy, stop.
The last week has seen plenty of great moves by pubs, restaurants, cafes and other small businesses to latch onto the Pokemon GO phenomenon. Member of Team Mystic? Come get 10% off your coffee. You a part of the team that is currently dominating the local pub? Get a free drink with your wedges.
It's a fun way for businesses to engage with what's trending in the world. And then there are ways that are just nothing short of gross.
Enter stage right, the Barry Plant real estate agency.
"For the first time in almost 35 years, this family home full of fond memories and has so much quality that is truly onyxpected," a listing for a three bedroom home in Keysborough, Victoria, begins. And in case the last word of that line wasn't a hint, here's a clue: it's full of the worst Pokemon puns.
As you enter the front door, on the Raichu will notice an L shaped living room which boasts a split system invertor unit that flows through to the dining room. From there is a kitchen that has everything a budding chef will ever need with a 5 burner stove, 900mm oven, endless storage space and views of both the backyard and the meals area. Down the hallway are the two bedrooms, a central bathroom and from the master bedroom mew have access to a spacious ensuite and walk in robe.
Extras include a spacious rear where kids can play and run a muk in the safeguarded backyard secured by a lock up gate plus there are fruit bearing trees, under the home storage with plumbing, in-psyduck-ed heating, a double lock up garage, shutters, a front porch and so much more. This is a home that’s built for a prosperous future and with a location like this, you'll never want to leave. Call us today to begin enjoying this gorgeous home today!
Somebody please fire me, or at least the property listing, into the sun.