We might live in an age of rule 34, but surely Pokemon was immune to that. Pikachu. Surely not Pikachu.
Nope.
According to the Pornhub insights team, the resurgence of interest in Pokemon has generated a similar, uh, rise in traffic for people looking for Pokemon porn.
An 136% increase since the game’s launch last week, in fact.
People aged 18 to 24 were 336% more likely to look for horny pocket monsters than any other demographic, while men were 62% more interested than women in fraternising with dark types.
Weirdly, the three most countries most proportionately keen on X-rated pocket monsters were Bolivia, Peru and Chile (in that order). Central and South America dominated the top 15 countries, something for which I have no comment.
That’s rule 34 for you, I guess.
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6 responses to “Pokemon GO Causes Pokemon Porn Interest To Rise”
I’ve got some Brock, Misty and Jynx threesome pics. PM if you want.
Missed opportunity for puns using “Cubone”, “Beedrill” and “Squirtle”
I don’t do pun humour, I’m not 12, I’m 13 and it’s beneath me.
Now this is one Lopunny hole I’m not going to go into.
I’d like to see all these Pokémon Go stories go fuck themselves.
Man you’re into some weird shit.