The Aussie Arsehole Goose Game Has Been Delayed

9 responses to “The Aussie Arsehole Goose Game Has Been Delayed”

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   mrbs

   February 21, 2019 at 10:15 am

   Still this year can still be GOTY 2019. Get hype!

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   ash

   February 21, 2019 at 10:24 am

   I used to live somewhere that had a walking trail through wetlands that was quite popular, however a gang of geese that took up residence there and would harass people for food. I really liked them and thought they were funny, but some dickhead reported them to the gestapo (I mean Council) who came and trapped them and took them to a goose farm. It is my understanding that the goose farm turned them into chicken nuggets (?) or something, bad it really ground my gears.

   I miss those guys….

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   1. 

      grunt

      February 21, 2019 at 11:12 am

      In the early ’00’s Wollongong Uni had an evil duck that would terrorise students around the duck pond. It would hiss and chase everyone, steal food, and just be a menace to everyone. Yet somehow, despite that, he was a loved member of the community.

      To the point that when he died in 2009 they commissioned an art student to make a permanent sculpture of him for the duck pond area. There were so many students that joined a memorial page at the time that it was a no brainer.

      So the duck may be no more, but as new students come and go there is now a strange sculpture for them to talk about, and wonder why its there.

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      1. 

         ash

         February 21, 2019 at 11:16 am

         That is awesome!

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      2. 

         pokedad

         February 21, 2019 at 2:48 pm

         Everyone has a story about Evil Duck. He was the best!

         One time I was sitting at the bar during class time. It was about 11am. Evil Duck was eating hot chips and cigarette ash off the floor under the park benches outside the bar when a group of girls came and shooed him away. They sat down and started talking and he walked away making little noises to himself like and angry old man.

         About a minute later, he dived out of the air into the centre of the table, squawking and flapping his wings while these four girls fell over themselves to get away. He waited a second or two to make sure they were watching, took a huge duck shit on the table, then walked off the edge and strolled away like a boss.

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            grunt

            February 21, 2019 at 2:52 pm

            like a boss.
            Yup

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3. 

   colonelwhisky

   February 21, 2019 at 11:10 am

   As someone who owns geese I can confirm they are troublesome (especially the male during spring). Happy to wait for a more polished game.

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4. 

   butchfish

   February 21, 2019 at 12:22 pm

   I can wait.

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5. 

   pokedad

   February 21, 2019 at 2:50 pm

   Out of everything this year, House House’s adorable adventure is easily the most exciting game. Sorry AAA blockbusters, but sometimes all you need in life is to steal a gardener’s sandwich and throw his clothes into a pond.

   This is the honest truth. There’s not a damn thing else coming this year I’m more excited to play.

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