I am a huge spoiler baby. For me, trailers are spoilers. Conversations about trailers are spoilers. Posters are spoilers. The cast list is spoilers. I hate watching anything spoiled. Also, I love the intellectual challenge of avoiding spoilers.
In this video, I’ll divulge my 15 best spoiler-avoiding secrets to you. And though it should go without saying, I’ll say it anyway: This video contains no spoilers for anything.
This post, however, contains one spoiler, and it’s about the video I made: The video gets pretty wild toward the end.
I realise that uploading a video onto the internet in which I boast about delaying my viewing of the sequel to Avengers: Infinity War just so I can savour the challenge of avoiding spoilers for a week is tempting fate. Inevitably, it will result in a couple of jerks cramming my various inboxes with the tersest spoilers they can think of.
Of course, I explain a way around that, too. (In summary, it’s this: I’m taking the day off. I wrote this post a day in advance. My phone is in a shoebox in my hall closet. You’re talking to a ghost right now. Just presume I’m off somewhere reading a book.)