That’s right, it’s Crusader Kings III patch notes time.
The game — very likely my Game of The Year nomination — has already set a very high bar for patch notes, but this latest round has seen the mark improved.
Crusader Kings III Patches Are Already Works Of Art
Crusader Kings II had the best patches, so its sequel Crusader Kings III has a lot to live up to. It’s off to a good start though, with its first update today full of welcome changes both big and small.
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I could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but really, it’s better — and more thematically appropriate — to hear them in the style of a town crier:
The Crusader Kings 3 patch notes as if they were decrees read out by a Middle Ages Town Crier pic.twitter.com/9WZsgJp4wH
— Josh Ling @ Adopt Me! Studio (@tactful) November 24, 2020
Laugh if you will, but these wouldn’t have been detected and fixed if people hadn’t run into them as actual issues.
“Your spymaster will no longer fabricate a secret about themselves.”
Surely that’s a feature, not a bug