Crusader Kings III’s Cucumber King Is Not A Kinslayer, And You Can No Longer Mistake Your Infant Child For A Serial Killer

Crusader Kings III’s Cucumber King Is Not A Kinslayer, And You Can No Longer Mistake Your Infant Child For A Serial Killer
Illustration: Crusader Kings III / Kotaku

That’s right, it’s Crusader Kings III patch notes time.

The game — very likely my Game of The Year nomination — has already set a very high bar for patch notes, but this latest round has seen the mark improved.

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I could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but really, it’s better — and more thematically appropriate — to hear them in the style of a town crier:

Laugh if you will, but these wouldn’t have been detected and fixed if people hadn’t run into them as actual issues.

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