Asparagus salad. Inspirational quotes. Honest reviews. Red wine. Stock markets. Francis Bacon. These are all things (or people) you “put” bacon on in Bacon: The Game, one of the best and dumbest things on your phone.
It’s a dispiriting law of nature, but everything in pop culture eventually grows old and starts to lose its edge. Thankfully, corporate sponsors are always ready to step up and put a stop to this uncontrollable slide towards obsolescence. That, or just make it worse.