Who Wants A Guitar Hero: Metallica T-Shirt?

33 responses to “Who Wants A Guitar Hero: Metallica T-Shirt?”

1. 

   Kade Matthews

   May 6, 2009 at 3:09 pm

   My sister is a giant bogan and loves Guitar Hero, so I’m sure she will love it. But that isn’t really a reason why I should have it…. 🙂

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2. 

   iZac

   May 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm

   I would like it because I am a size M, and am a big fan of guitar hero! However due to my Wii not working properly, I haven’t been able to truly appreciate my copy of Guitar Hero World Tour. So my skills have over time depleted and so I am in need of another way to show my plastic guitar pride!

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3. 

   Dallas Handcock

   May 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm

   I would Jump In The Fire in order to win a Metallica shirt, and if anyone says otherwise I say what a Load of sh….. I will Kill ‘Em All. I want that shirt and Nothing Else Matters. Sad, But True.

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4. 

   Dave

   May 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm

   I could do with a new rag to wax my car with 😛

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5. 

   DeeJay

   May 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm

   I want it because I’m an actual Metallica fan – not some faux-metal fanboy who only got into music because of videogames. I have also completely avoided mentioning any song names in this comment, which might not be a positive characteristic I guess, but at least it means I’m not a complete douchebag.

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6. 

   Tonara

   May 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm

   Man I’ve been waiting for Guitar Hero Metallica since I heard of its conception… and I’d even wear it to work 😉
   Works the only place I get to play Guitar Hero which is rad because I work in a game store ^_^

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7. 

   Simeon

   May 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm

   I want it, because I’m not presently wearing a shirt, and nobody wants to see that.

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8. 

   Bjergi

   May 6, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   I just want it, ok? I don’t need to explain myself. Just give it to me.
   I’m not going to ask twice.

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9. 

   elektrixxx

   May 6, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   I loves me some Guitar Hero, and I loves me some Metallica. I actually already have GH: Metallica but I’ll be buying it again for the exclusive face plate on the guitar. I had a rought decision to make: which preorder bonus should I go for? I already have a second pedal so it was up to the shirt from JB Hi-Fi or the drum sticks from GAME. It was a tough decision, but I got the sticks, however my decision will be perfected if I were to get the shirt as well.

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10. 

    Jéson Stow

    May 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I’d like it just because it’s cool. I’m not a massive Metallica fan, I’m not a massive Guitar Hero fan, but I am a fan of both to a certain degree.

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11. 

    An Bear

    May 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    I want this shirt because I want a seat on the peak-hour trains.

    Hear me out. The Guitar Hero part of the shirt will scare off the luddites, the Metallica will scare off the Austereo sheep and everyone else who asks me about Metallica or Guitar Hero will be alienated by my complete lack of knowledge of the former and my pathetically encyclopedic knowledge of the latter.

    And with a healthy hate-induced radius of empty space around me, I will finally be able to sit down on the peak hour trains.

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12. 

    Aron

    May 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    I want it because there’s no way in hell a promo copy of ANYTHING would ever arrive in my mailbox, so by that token you should feel a little bit sorry for me and at least give me a small taste of what it feels like to be living the high life.

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13. 

    PR

    May 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Because it will be my first metallica t shirt, and i will like to wear it to my first metallica concert thats coming in october 17..soo please i am 18 yr .old male 145 pounds.6′ tall i like small shirts: 😉
    and this one will go perfect on me…consider rock on \m/

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14. 

    Crono

    May 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Because I have “Swine Flu” and might only have minutes left to live. This could be my equivalent of a trip to Disney Land (TM) courtesy of the Make-A-Wish foundation. I might not even make it till midnight… Is that the sound of Angels singing? *cough*

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15. 

    James

    May 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    I don’t really want it at all. I don’t even think it would fit. But maybe you should give it to me anyway?

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16. 

    Shenry

    May 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    I love Rhythm games and music in general. If you send the T shirt this way I will stand out loud and proud and show my beliefs to everyone!

    The shirt will become my prized possession surpassing my Ukulele’s, Keyboard (musical), Organs (pun intended) and of course my Guitar!

    You will create a legend as the shirt boosts my confidence and self esteem so much that I will learn to iron! And this shirt will be my first shirt that I have ironed my self. Providing me with general life skills, I will learn to cook, clean and the terror of them all; Organize…

    I will then show all gamers the epic skills of life and as we toughen up our weaknesses we will rise above the community and surpass the rest of the human race with our skills of hardcore gaming and immense cleaning!

    We will then start to play real sports! Yes comrades this sounds like something that none of us would never normally do but we will invent a new ultimate sport called “Full Contact Netball!”. Yes that’s right comrades combining several aspects including:

    -Death Metal
    -Tackling
    -Blood
    -Manlyness!
    -SKIRTS!

    It is the future comrades and none of you can Denney it! So send me the shirt and know that you were the one that started the legend, The revolution, The future.

    The power is in your hand.

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17. 

    Jay Kar

    May 6, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    I want the shirt so that if I run into any other commenters on the street, I get envious stares.

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18. 

    Munich

    May 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    I am in dire need of something I can wear to my trial.

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19. 

    Andrew C

    May 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    I want to wear it while i sleep to protect me from the Sandman

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20. 

    Andrew

    May 6, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    I would like it because when people see it, they will know that I’m totally a badass Hero de la Guitarr, who, on command, can bust out Paint It Black on expert using the same finger to strum and play the notes. Plus, if you send it to me, I even send a photo (totally not shooped) of me doing just that!

    Andrew out!

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21. 

    Cheezel

    May 6, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    [Speech 43%] To encourage me to help curb my addiction to certain other games.

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22. 

    R Dog

    May 6, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Because I would look kick arse in it.

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23. 

    Vasco

    May 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    I want it so that when I’m playing acoustically on the train I won’t have to explain to people what I’m doing, I can just point at my chest and go back to practicing the One solo.

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24. 

    Russell

    May 6, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    I would like the t-shirt because I am a HUGE fan of both Metallca and the Guitar Hero series, and what better way to express that fan-dom with a shirt that conveniently has the two written across it.

    Even though this comment isn’t as witty or original as the comments before me, I would like to think that my sheer love for both is enough to win me the shirt. Yes cheesy I know, but what can I say; I’m obsessed.

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25. 

    Nolan

    May 6, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    I want this partly because I hope that through some type of demonic osmosis, I absorb Hetfield’s vocal skill so I sound a little better when belting out songs (or at least so growling like him doesn’t hurt so much), but also so that it can justify growing a beard just like James.

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26. 

    Grant

    May 6, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Not exactly a competition. JB HI-FI offers what sounds like the same shirt with pre-order (generic GH above generic Metallica). Or you can win this AND pre-order for the foot pedal at EB 🙂

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27. 

    Evz

    May 6, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I’m gonna skip all the bullshit and say i want the shirt simply because your offering it.

    I’m a sucker for freebies, and this shirt would add a nice variety to my closet.

    ;D

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28. 

    David

    May 6, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    this is an automated message generated by the Guitar-Hero-A-Tron 9000 mark2, I am a purpose built robot designed to play band simulation software at its most highest level (expert)… I feel this item of printed linen would be a suitable gift for my master and creator. It should also be noted that I have scanned his bio-mass and he is indeed of the correct proportions for a human size M.
    I must now continue with my prime directive of annihilation of the less skilled humanoid players.

    beep..beep.beep

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29. 

    Andrew

    May 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    I’ll be your best friend if i can have it

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30. 

    Old_Skool_Gamer

    May 6, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    I don’t want the T-shirt, send me the review copy and I’ll review it for you. Then I’ll let you take all the credit.

    Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.

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31. 

    Susie

    May 7, 2009 at 5:35 am

    HI, was just looking to get my son Metallica guitar hero for his 21st birthday and saw your offer. He loves Metallica, seen them at Wembley and Manchester recently and has guitar hero so thought how cool would his mum be if she got this!! He’s a poor student in Bristol and I would love a unique one off that would beat anything his ‘cool’ mates get. Thanks

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32. 

    Andrew Hobbs

    May 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    The night was a dark, cold, and particularly miserable one. Rain assaulted the pavements, in a manner that suggested somebody had picked up the Pacific Ocean and dropped it over the city of Hobart.

    Wade Matthews needn’t care. He had a job to do.

    As he splashed through yet another lake-sized puddle, he took a drag on his cigarette. The sweet, calming embrace of nicotine took hold of his lungs as he adjusted his hat, and made sure his coat was done up tightly. After all, he had a package to deliver, and Mr. Ulrich would be none too happy if it got wet. Least of all, if that wetness was due to a sudden spill of blood.

    The streets of Hobart in 1932 were a dangerous place. The street walkers made their best attempt at your money and pride, and their pimps made sure you damned well noticed them. A delivery job like this seemed simple, easy. Sure, a novice might think that. Matthews knew better.

    He sucked down the last, sweet lungful of smoke and dropped the now-dead cigarette into a puddle. The rain was finally easing, yet his senses were on a knife’s edge. Every drop of rain sounded as if it were the report of a .357, echoing over the sounds of traffic and into the night.

    He turned into Mathers Lane. Instantly, all sound ceased, all that was left was the sound of his shoes hitting the wet pavement. He felt for, and found the reassuring bulge of his gun. It was enough to make him cry with relief.

    Halfway up the lane, he turned into a small door way. The sign above it read “Fango’s Dry Cleaning”. This seedy little bar masquerading as a legitimate business catered for a whole new breed of low-life. This was the kind of low-life he was here to stamp out for good.

    —-

    It was exactly two hours beforehand that the blonde lady had walked into his office. A head full of long, golden locks, legs that just wouldn’t quit, and a face that would devour you quicker than you could shoot back.

    She strode into the room, carrying a small package under her arm. Sitting in the chair across from Mathers, she folded her legs on the desk.

    “I’m up here, Mr. Mathers,” she said in a sultry voice.
    His eyes darted back up to hers. She was good.

    “What can I do for you Miss…”

    “Lucifon. Mrs. Lucifon.”

    She put the emphasis on the Mrs.

    “Ok… Mrs. Lucifon. How can I be of assistance?”

    “Mr. Mathers, I know you’re in this game to take down every low life scum out there. You want to make the streets of Hobart a safer place.”

    Mathers nodded.

    “I can help you. What would you say if I told you I could help you take down Lars Ulrich?”

    At the mention of Lars Ulrich, Mathers stood up and walked to the window. Putting his fingers between the blinds, he looked out over the never-sleeping city.

    “I’m listening.”

    She stood up and strode over to him.

    “I want you to deliver this package to him. He is expecting it in short order, so you must leave tonight,” she said, holding out the small, soft brown paper bag.

    He appraised it, and asked her “what’s inside it? And why should I trust you?”

    She smiled, one of those evil smiles that are so dedicated to the devastation of male hearts everywhere.

    “Inside this bag is a shirt. You will trust me because this is the first solid lead you have had on his location. And before you ask, I have a personal vendetta against the man. Seeing him taken down would bring joy to my heart once again…”

    He looked her over, and took the package.

    —-

    Now, as he walked down the stairs into the den, he thought that it sounded all too good to be true. At the bottom of the stairs was an old green door. He rapped on it three times, waited a second, and then rapped twice more, as Mrs. Lucifon had instructed.

    Instantly, the door swung open, and he found himself staring down the barrel of a hunting rifle.

    “What’s your business here?” the presumed owner of the rifle demanded, as he stared down from the other end of the barrel.

    “I got a delivery here for Mr. Ulrich, care of Mrs. Lucifon.”

    The rifle lowered, but the bald headed man who held onto it didn’t make any effort to look more trusting.

    “He’s in the back.”

    Mathers made his way past the man, who shut the door behind him. He walked through the bar, with every eye in the joint boring into his back as he passed. In the corner of the bar was a table surrounded by thugs, pimps, and hoes. In the middle of them all was a well dressed man, whom Mathers assumed to be Mr. Ulrich.
    Striding up to the table, Ulrich spotted him, and motioned for all present to be silence. Instantly, the room was quiet enough to hear a mouse choke.

    “Can I help you good sir?” Ulrich asked, dragging on a Cuban cigar.
    Mathers unbuttoned his jacket and let it fall open, and pulled off his hat. Instantly everybody at the table had their jaws open as low as they would go at the sight of the Detective. He took this moment of surprise to his advantage.

    “Mrs. Lucifon has a little surprise for you!” Mathers said with a grin, and whipped out the pistol hidden behind his back.
    Five headshots, five bodies, twenty witnesses who would stay silent to protect their own shady past times. It couldn’t have been an easier job.

    Putting his gun back in his belt, he turned, and left the seedy underground bar, but not before leaving the package he had been drafted to deliver.
    He opened it, and removed the shirt. It was black, and the words on it seemed a fitting end to Mr. Lars Ulrich’s life.

    He laid it down over the table and walked out. The words on the shirt quickly became red with blood as it soaked up the life force of those at the table.

    The words that said, “GUITAR HERO: METALLICA”

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33. 

    Tak

    June 29, 2009 at 3:43 am

    I want this T shirt. Can you send it to me to Algeria?

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