The Only Way To Get A Male Gamer To Do The Housework…

ElMangosto’s special lady certainly knows the way to get him to pull his weight around the house: Dead Island and boobs.

If it doesn’t look entirely familiar to you, this chores list is built like the quest screens from recent zombie paradise death simulator Dead Island.

Well, except for one of those payoffs.

Crecente reviewed Dead Island last month, and thought it was pretty good!

She’s Got me Figured Out [Reddit]

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(18 Comments)
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    Splicer

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    This is great :)

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    Awnshegh

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    Nice work. I just want to know what he gets when he levels up?

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      Neil Mac

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 8:37 AM

      Dessert…

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      PuppyLicks

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 9:03 AM

      He gets to yell out DING! during sex.

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        Pixel the Ferret Viking

        Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 10:26 AM

        DING!
        new skill obtained
        dadada daadaa dat dadaaaa (<—FF victory music *nods*)

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    Aliasalpha

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    Okay I’m officially jealous and want a girlfriend who thinks like this

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      TheJagji

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 9:27 AM

      should be something teacher in school. lolz.

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      Reoh

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 11:03 AM

      I thought the same thing. Dig that chick’s humour.

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    TheLastQuestion

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    If there’s one thing I do not want, it is gamification in my marriage :(

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    villainsoft

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    time wasted making list could’ve been better used doing it her damn self.

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      Daniel

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 11:50 AM

      I Completely Agree.

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      Andy

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 4:11 PM

      But remember she isnt allowed to leave the kitchen

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    JTJ

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    He should install the Hot Coffee mod

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      angelofdev

      Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 2:41 PM

      No it will get censored.

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    lulz

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    awesome

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    Femto

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    I thought the vague promise of phisical contact was enough!!

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    matt

    Thursday, October 13, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    aaaahahah that is amazing lucky guy

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    Pdarz

    Friday, October 14, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    This sparks of something that my missus would do.

    Great stuff, 10/10!

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