Win! One Of Five Copies Of Far Cry 3

There once was a man named Vaas
Who from what I've heard is all class.
This jocular nutter
Sets hearts all a flutter
But that flutter is fear, to the last.

There once was a man named Vaas
I have no idea who he was
I need to win the game
To know more than his name
So please give me the game you...err wait, I mean...So my limerick's not a big farce.

There once was a man named Vaas,
Who shoved little kittens in jars.
This was cause for alarm,
People did him some harm.
Now his head is all covered in scars.

There once was a man named Vaas
If i'd played this game I might pass
But I hadn't the cash
Due to chronic jock rash
So I'm broke down to the skin of my arse.

Last edited December 20, 2012 3:55 pm

There once was a man named Vaas
Whose game was shiny like glass
It's called Far Cry number three
which I need on my Sony
it'd melt my comp into a plasticky mass!

I'd rate it as near-top-of-class,
Delicious in cone, bowl, or glass,
Full of great flavour,
Each mouthful I savour,
Wait...didn't you say Norgen-Vaaz?

There once was a man name Vaas
Whose fashion was first in the class.
The rest is all hazy,
But I'm damn sure he's crazy
Yay! I did it without saying "arse"!

Last edited December 20, 2012 8:18 pm

There once was a man named Vaas,
His craziness you could not surpass,
His speech was quite rude,
Then hijinx ensued,
And I popped a cap in his arse.

There once was a man named Vaas
who gave nothing more then a laff
he was built like a dozer
but no more then a poser
why is he so Crass?

No really. I haven't played the game yet.

There once was a fella called Vaas
Whilst on a beach he was shot in the arse
He let out a sigh
Which was far from a cry
after all, regenerative health is a blast.

There once was a man named Vaas,
Who wanted to kick Jason’s ass.
Despite three tries
He ultimately dies
In a game no other can surpass

There once was a man named Vaas
He's completely insane
But never to blame
Life is full of pain
Pain's his middle name

I unno, always sucked at limericks

Last edited December 20, 2012 3:33 pm

There once was a man named Vaas
Who pulled a limerick out his ass
He quite impressed Mark Serrels
Got a job writing carols
Graduating top of his limerick class

There once was an island quite vast
Whose waters were clear as cut glass
But beneath the veneer
Was an island of fear
Ruled by a psycho names Vaas

There once was a man named Vaas
And his balls were like iron or brass
Or maybe they weren't?
Perhaps I should've learned
About this character before writing half-assed!

There once was a man named Vaas
I already have the game so I'll pass
Serrels posted a limerick and said, "now you!"
But personally I prefer to do Haikus
So now we're at an impasse

There's this guy named Vaas
Who is a real crazy ass
A fan of bluegrass

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Vaas.
Vaas who?
Vaas me who knocked! Auf Wiedersehen!

Greenius got bored
Wrote a bunch of utter crap
Somewhat less bored now

Last edited December 20, 2012 3:42 pm

There once was a man named Vaas
Who pulled a limerick out of his ass
If he'd taken his time
He could have made it ryhme
Instead he just ends it, I'm a rock

There once was a man named Vaas,
Who you better learn not to sass,
A man so insane,
They cut out his brain,
And then he did cut out theirs.

Last edited December 20, 2012 3:38 pm

There once was a man named Vaas,
Who had to find Corben Dallas,
But he couldn't because, the ship where he was,
Required a damn Multi-Pass.

Don't ask me why it's a 5th Element/FarCry 3 cross over, but it was the first thing to come into my head.

There once was a man named Vaas,
He had shot my brother in the ass,
He was insane,
I gave him a plane ticket to hell.

Today i learnt that there are some people in the world that reaaallllly suck at limericks.

There once was a man named Vaas
A scholar, the top of his class
But one day he scoffed
Said fuck you miss, I'm off
And now keeps his head up his arse

I should warn you all, I am a published limerick writer from grade 5 :P

There once was a man named Vaas
Who eviscerates with good form and class
He's completely insane
There's no ground you can gain
Just close your eyes and think fast

@batguy

There once was a man named Vaas.
He was the leader of a small group of pirates operating out of a small tropical island base where they attacked any ship that passed.
Unfortunately for him and his group the last ship they attacked had a survivor who was pretty much a savant for surviving and fighting.
As more and more pirates were killed, the islands seemed much less secure and inviting.
Vaas would realise too late despite multiple attempts to stop the survivor that he was way out of his class.

People say I'm too verbose sometimes.

There once was a man named Vaas
Shenanigans came to pass
His life on an island
My wife be not smilin'
When I ask for the cash to purchaase
(Far Cry 3 on PC, just give me the game already, pleez?)