WIN! Tekken 6 Xbox 360 Arcade Stick Edition

Today marks your final chance to win a copy of Tekken 6 and a wireless Hori arcade stick.

From Monday to Friday this week, we’ll be giving away one Tekken 6 Arcade Stick Edition on Xbox 360 each day. It comes with a wireless arcade stick from stick specialists Hori, a 100-page art book and, of course, a copy of the game.

To win, you’ll need to once more impress us with your literary creativity. Yes, it’s haiku time again on Kotaku. We want you to write an ode to Tekken (or perhaps just fighting games in general) in haiku form. And the haiku form we’re counting is three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

Leave your haiku in the comments below. You must leave it before midnight today to be eligible for today’s draw. Check back tomorrow at 10am to see if you’ve won and, if you didn’t, to enter tomorrow’s draw with a brand new haiku.

Please note: As per usual, only one entry per day is allowed. If you leave multiple entries, only the first haiku will be considered.

Thursday’s winner is Parabol, who speaks nothing but the truth:

she has chainsaw hands, jet pack rocket wings and boobs, no way she can lose.

UPDATE: This competition is now closed. Friday's winner will be announced shortly.

[Terms and Conditions]


    Paul Phoenix is cool
    Been there since the first Tekken
    Skyscraper hair rocks

    King of Iron Fist six
    Silently they wait to fight
    Is that a chainsaw?

    Is really getting me down
    Best beat someone up

    Wow, look at those boobs,
    Biggest so far in Tekken,
    Oh, Bob, I love you.

    Damn this one is hard - such strong competition. well done everyone so far.

    Last ditch redemption
    deliver the money shot
    flawless victory

    good luck everyone!

    Arcade sticks to me!
    Kotaku give me sticks now!
    Give me the sticks now!

    unblockable hit.
    ended up losing. and it is
    only the first stage. damn!

      unblockable hit.
      ended up losing. and it is
      *only the first stage.

      fix'd. too many syllables for the last line. i really oughta check these things before submitting.

      kotaku needs an edit function =/

    If that fucking bear
    defeats me just one more time
    this xbox will fly

    Back forward fierce punch
    C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
    Oh wait, wrong series.

    In all fighting games
    Armed with my lightning fast moves
    I will win them all

    Wife and I fighting
    Hundred matches on Tekken
    Her button mash wins

    feng wei of china
    looks like steven seagal and
    hits like a brick wall

    L shaped block slots tight,
    Into multi line combo,
    Shit, sorry wrong game!

    Can one please tell me
    Just where in the world I'll see
    Hot girls fights in G's

    Fight like dairy farmer
    Insult Yoshi to increase chance
    Nope, ass is still kicked

    King's combo is long
    It is quite hard to pull off
    Fails to low kick spam

    To win at Tekken
    Break the rules
    Like this haiku does

    Disgusting but true.
    On the toilet, I'd still win.
    Wireless freedom!

    Forty two fighters
    Each one worthy of your time
    The choice is endless

    Launcher, jab, Bound!,
    Lift, jab, 1-2, finisher.
    Basic of Tekken.

    all money on lightning fists
    Kazuya is broke

    Mokujin: a stick
    Was hit with the ugly stick
    Or an ugly log

    I am an Amature Fighter
    Getting really good at the sixth Tekken
    Wireless stick will helps faster

    Doctor Phil was stumped,
    Mashima family issues,
    Were beyond his skill,

Join the discussion!

Trending Stories Right Now