Sega and Devil May Cry creator Hideki Kamiya's hair-raising new action game is officially released in Australia this Thursday. How would you like to win the aptly-named Climax Edition?
Thanks to Sega we have five Bayonetta Climax Editions on Xbox 360 to give away this week. We'll be giving away one per day between now and Friday.
Inside the Aussie exclusive limited edition you'll find:
* A copy of Bayonetta on Xbox 360 in premium slipcase packaging * A replica Scarborough Fair, Bayonetta’s beloved pistol which she has strapped to her hands and feet * A 36-page hardcover art book * A CD of the game's soundtrack
Scroll down for a pic of everything inside the Bayonetta Climax Edition.
So how do you win?
Given Bayonetta's rather raunchy nature, we figured it was time to get you all writing limericks again. After all, the best limericks are always just a little bit naughty.
Your limerick must begin with some variation on the line: "There once was a girl called Bayonetta..." And it must follow standard AABBA limerick rhyming form.
Leave your limericks in the comments below. You must enter by midnight to be eligible for the day's draw and winners will be announced at 10am the following day when the new draw opens.
You may only enter once per day. If multiple entries are received, only the first one will count. If you wish to enter the next day's draw, you must enter a new limerick.
Good luck!
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Comments
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who would buy you a drink if you let-a,
After 5 or 6 rounds,
You could rub on her mound,
And oh how the night would get better.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
She killed angels without no regretta,
Her hair used for clothes,
And also to defeat foes,
When she attacks, in my pants I feel better.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Who decided to go on a vendetta.
Much violence ensued,
She fights in the nude
Though her hair can act like a sweater.
A witch named Bayonetta
Had a dog; an irish setter
Dog had a large tongue
Also it was quite hung
She thought "screw men, this is better!"
Shameless and probably too dirty, but it made me chuckle.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
that had a disappearing sweater
Her gunshoes are lame
and the game is too tame
Time to go find some raunch that is better.
The once was a girl named Bayonetta
Who would only drink cafe ristretta
The caffeine made her go fast
So she could kick arse
A secret weapon that helped her fight better!
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
Who ate far too much feta,
So when she push came to shove,
And she had to save those she loves,
Her skin tight clothes would no longer fit her.
Note: pronounce fit her Fit-Ha it's not like lymrics have always been the best examples of proper pronounciation and grammer.
Yeah I think everyone expects a lymeric to have a slightly wonky pronunciation or spelling of some words. Seems perfectly passable.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta…
Who looks like shes from an erotica
Who can pistol whip you in the face
At such a high speed pace
It was only just a flicker.
lol..
There once was a girl called bayonetta
and didn't know what to make of feta
With the waft of cheese in her nose
A swift kick caused broken toes
Poor girl didn't know how to make it better
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
She'd kick angel ass for days if you'd let her
But you'd best stay away
Since it's as they all say...
Her weird hair destroys those that have met her.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta..
Her Creator was Hideki Kamiya..
She has big huge boobs..
killing angelic noobs..
Transforming hair into demons, she'll getcha!..
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Librarian glasses, high heels and tight leather
Now players insist,
Though none yet exist,
That one handed controls would be better
Hehehe... like it.
Subtle. This sounds like a winner.
I think we have a winner.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
I gave her a lovely sweater
She wore it all day
until I would say
let's cover those breasts with fetta.
There once was a girl named Bayonetta,
Guns and cleavage? she thought she knew better,
With her last "Witch time" and a frown,
She packed her bags to settle down,
With a pipe and a large irish setter.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
All this fighting made her wetter
She ripped off her clothes
Naked, head to toes
Her long hair made the sex better!
Bayonetta had good shape
Many would stare mouth agape
But because of her hair
Men didn't dare
Fearing carpet matching drapes
There once was a woman called Bayonetta
She'd look no good wearing a mantelletta
Slaying enemies with her magical hair
Angels laying on the ground in despair
None will ever understand her vendetta
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Whose breasts would attract any fella
In the climax edition
she'll put me into submission
And I tell you I'll never forget her
There once was a girl called bayonetta
she killed all things with a banga
she used many guns
and had lots of funs
she was called the angel of deatha
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
That could do anything that the demon world would let her,
The game has hentai dregs,
But with spaghetti legs,
Lets hope the tentacles will never get her.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
With a figure to game boy passions unfetter
But when that figure slips from beneath its costume of hair
It seems game and controller were designed as unfair
An extra-special edition with "third hand included" is required to enjoy her better
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Her tits were exquisite, there were none better
She was disproportionately top heavy, high five!
But all men she would deprive
For no others could make the girls wetter
Ahah, this competition has descended into debauchery in record time! There are some pretty funny entries though.
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
Mistress of lethal hair to all who met her
Numerous foes find their demise
Facing her bespectacled eyes
Rapunzal’s coiffure could fare no better
Winner right here... well constructed, but wheres the raunch? :)
There once was a girl called Bayonetta
A pure-breed aggressive go-getter
Impossible hair
But otherwise bare
That bulge in my jeans is no Beretta
There once was a girl called Bayonetta,
She always did the right thing to the letter
Until one fateful day
When she played GTA
And now thinks killing guys is better.
Not raunchy...but I thought it was kinda fitting on here!
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