These six people are now - or soon will be, to be precise - the proud owners of a facehugger. That's because they submitted the winning entries in our Aliens Vs. Predator giveaway.
Thanks to Sega, we had six AVP Hunter Editions to give away last week. We asked you to write jokes, limericks and haiku in order to win. Here are those winning entries:
PC Blashca So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar…
The joke contains first-person perspective, close-up depictions of human characters being subjected to various types of violence, including explicit decapitation and dismemberment as well as locational damage such as stabbing through the chest, mouth, throat, or eyes. The joke exceeds the requirements for a MA15+ rating. No censored or cut version of the joke is planned.
Dean Henderson There once was a marine who was filled with gloom. “Hey” I asked. “Are you that space guy from Doom?” “For christs sake no I’m not. I get that question quite a lot.” He then left whilst pushing his broom.
PS3 YoWombat There once was a predator named Clyde Who couldn’t make love to his bride He thought he could stop her But she got to the chopper A better ride than Clyde had supplied
Screaming Stop Sign Aliens are tramps, They impregnate everyone, You said you loved me.
Xbox 360 Phillip Mayes Dear Alien Queen Sorry bout the scrambled eggs Lots of love, Ripley
Kieron So, an alien, the predator and a colonial marine walk into a bar… and the bartender says, "Hey you two!"