You know Owen's 2011 Sports Game of the Year awards? Throw 'em out. Straight out the window. Because now, at the 11th hour, we have a game that bests them all.
Get a load of Realistic Summer Sports Simulator. Looking to have been inspired by Epyx's Summer Games and QWOP, it's a $US0.99 iPhone game that looks like both the worst and best sports game ever made. At the same time.