Win! A Copy Of Modern Warfare 3’s Hardened Edition

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December 16, 2011 at 2:00 pm

It’s day five of our competition week so, technically this should be the last one, but never fear — we have another one lined up for next week. But that’s for another day! Let’s focus on the present dammit! We’re giving away a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Hardened Edition. Do you want it? Well come on in!

So just to reiterate. The prize: a copy of Modern Warfare 3 Hardened Edition. The hardened edition contains the following…

The Game
Collectible Steelbook case
Future DLC
Field Journal
One Year Call of Duty Elite Membership

All you have to do to enter is write something in the comments below. I haven’t really decided what that is yet.

Oh, wait! I’ve got an idea!

This copy of Modern Warfare 3 is the ‘Hardened’ Edition. So in the comments below tell us how you will ‘harden yourself up’ in preperation for winning this copy of Modern Warfare 3. Best/funniest/most interesting entry wins the game!

Terms and conditions can be found here!

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233 responses to “Win! A Copy Of Modern Warfare 3’s Hardened Edition”

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Stevorooni

December 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I would show you but I need a more intimate environment

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1. Cato
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:17 pm
  
  I joined the French Foreign Legion and solved a rubics cube.
  
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Neo-Kaiser

December 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Oh yeah, I still need to activate my Elite thing. Is the service still down?

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Freeze S. Preston Icequire

December 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm

By reading all the inevitable “MW3 suxxors BF3 winra LAWLS!!!” entries. It’ll be tough but I have a small chance of making it through sane.

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1. Bish
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:11 pm
  
  Let me help you with that!
  Sir, it is of my personal opinion that if you were looking for a lasting FPS multiplayer experience, you would most definitely lean towards the Battlefield 3 Conquest maps. Though Modern Warfare 3 does offer fast-paced, adrenaline spiking, ‘one more round’ style gameplay, I feel that the strategic elements of Battlefield 3 teamwork is highly more rewarding. Though this is my take on things, and if you disagree, I can respect that as well.
  
  amidoinitrite
  
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  1. lambomann007
    
    December 16, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    
    You’re helping! \o/
    
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  2. Freeze S. Preston Icequire
    
    December 16, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    
    Sir, your politeness, rationale and logic has no place on the internet. Please apply a brick to the back of your head a few times to lower your IQ several magnitudes and return when you can speak proper Netinese.
    
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Scott

December 16, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Take some Concrete Pills

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Scott

December 16, 2011 at 2:05 pm

or just a bowl of the stuff hahaha

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JPhillips

December 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm

I will watch all the seasons of sex in the city, only a real man can watch that crap and not burst into tears at how horrifying that tripe is.

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sarujin

December 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Starch, all kinds of starch. Add to clothing, food, paper. Everything will get slightly harder.

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Almighty Booka

December 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Two words: Knee armour.

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Angered Catfish

December 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Eat some forks for entree, a main course of a steel chair with some gravel as a side, and finish off with some Sticky Date Pudding.

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Argi

December 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm

I’d poke chuck norris and then close my eyes and wait for the inevitable…

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1. Chris Crowe
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:17 pm
  
  Many LOL’s for this. Sticky Date Pudding >.<
  
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Trojan Fox

December 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Harden ourselves up? Like exercise? I mean the prize is fantastic, but exercising is a bit of a stretch there. You should change the competition to who can harden themselves up the least, that’d be intense (lol not really, that’s the point).

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DAN!

December 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Publicly enter a competition to win a copy of MW3 on the internet.

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thistler

December 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm

I’ll eat a flake of ice 9

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redartifice

December 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm

I will go on a steady diet of Carbon Nanotubes and the stuff they use to vulcanise rubber.

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NotoriousR

December 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Cup of concrete.

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fled

December 16, 2011 at 2:11 pm

I would evolve into Metapod.

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1. NovaCascade
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:18 pm
  
  Wait. Think of all the poor Kakuna’s left out in the cold.
  
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2. mattroe
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
  
  I lol’d
  
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Josh

December 16, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Josh used HARDEN.
It’s Super Effective!
Kotaku surrendered the Hardened Copy of MW3 to Josh!
But Josh can’t move…he’s too hard.

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SaXplayin

December 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Harden myself up? I’d melt down the metal case and make it into a crotch piece for maximum protection.

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Chris Crowe

December 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm

I would stand with my legs apart and have all my mates ‘almost’ kick my in the nuts. Eventually I will ‘un-learn’ the reflex to protect them at all costs. Nothing is harder than a man willing to accept a flog to the bawlz for massive gamingness.

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Jo

December 16, 2011 at 2:18 pm

I will spend a day listening to the hate and abuse of Xbox Live trolls.
Either I will come out as strong and unshakable as granite or be reduced to a blubbering ball of rage.
Wish me luck.

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1. Aliasalpha
  
  December 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm
  
  Compromise, become a blubbering ball that weeps tears of pure grantie!
  
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ben

December 16, 2011 at 2:18 pm

I already play Ice hockey, how much harder do you want me to be?

Exhibit A…

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Dom

December 16, 2011 at 2:18 pm

I will harden myself up like a metapod during an intense battle.

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Dr What?

December 16, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Harden up to win? I will glass you and take it, wee man! Eh? Eh?

Want tae go!?

MOAN EN!

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1. Bish
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:23 pm
  
  See, this is exactly how What and Serrels conversations go.
  They start off in English. They end up in thick Scottish.
  What does that last line even mean!?
  “Morning!”? Do they only fight during day before noon? I don’t know!
  
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Zhu

December 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Come on guys, the most effective method of hardening up without question would be lines of Viagra.

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1. Dom
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm
  
  +1
  
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Ashleigh

December 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Bowl of nails for breakfast.

Does it hurt? Doesn’t matter, eat them anyway, wuss!

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Chuloopa

December 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Easy.

Every day until the winner is announced i am going to tell my lovely partner:

her bum DOES look big in those pants
yes there IS something wrong – but i’m not telling
Parenthood is a rubbish show
i HAVE had better, and not necessarily with a person
She IS having a bad hair day
annnnddddd
i’m cancelling Christmas. Only for her, though.

And i will do all of this WITH NO CROTCH ARMOR OR PADDING!

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1. Chuloopa
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxMp61Ksbk
  
  YEAAAAHHH!!!
  EVERYONE!!!!
  
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2. Chris Crowe
  
  December 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm
  
  Game. Over. We must have a winner now.
  
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Batguy

December 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Go for a swim then sit in the freezer for a while.

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LC

December 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm

I will go up onto a mountain and punch sacks of meat in an old rickety shack.

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Mitch

December 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm

I will read every thread ever created on 4chan.

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juststu82

December 16, 2011 at 2:22 pm

I will watch red dog with a straight face….not a single tear sir, not a single one.

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peter b

December 16, 2011 at 2:22 pm

ill just evolve into metapod and use harden!

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Trjn

December 16, 2011 at 2:25 pm

I’ll go pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew.

Ka-boom!

Pew. Pew pew.

And then swear profusely.

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Chuloopa

December 16, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Two words
Euro Training

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Andre

December 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Eveyone knows to harden up you’ve got to enroll in the Rex Kwon Do eight-week classes.
I just need a buddy to train with, who’s in? It’s only $300

Break the wrist, walk away…

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Chuloopa

December 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Kill myself.
Rigor Mortis, baby

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1. oggob
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:27 pm
  
  I was going to play that card!
  
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Jimmy Li

December 16, 2011 at 2:27 pm

I used to play Modern Warfare 3 before I took an arrow in the knee in order to harden myself up.

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Shane

December 16, 2011 at 2:28 pm

* Cement mixing party party
Cement mixing party party *

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Joshy206

December 16, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I’ll look at some pictures of Miranda Kerr. That’ll harden me up. 😉

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Trjn

December 16, 2011 at 2:29 pm

A montage.

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the cake

December 16, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I’ll put Rebecca Black on replay til the game shows up on my doorstep.

Hardening up and flaccid at the same time..

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oggob

December 16, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Become Like A Boss…

Talk To Corporate (Like A Boss)
Approve Memos (Like A Boss)
Lead A Workshop (Like A Boss)
….
*snip*
…
Bomb The Russians (Like A Boss)
Crash Into The Sun (Like A Boss)
Now I’m Dead! (Like A Boss)

So yeah, I would chop my balls on die every single day, come at me!

LIKE A BOSS!

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Elriul

December 16, 2011 at 2:32 pm

I will spend a week with Bear Grylles to hardened myself up for this prize. I will drink my own piss if needed.

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PiMan

December 16, 2011 at 2:32 pm

frozen in carbonite. that is all I need

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Xerxes

December 16, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Xerxes used Harden!

…its not not very effective

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thejiveman

December 16, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Well this morning after my usual cup of tree sap that is assisting me in my transformation into a tree i rode my square wheeled bike down to my local prison. Once i got there i offered the prisoners freedom and threw a bunch of blank keys over the fence and stood there until a guard called the police and the prisoners mouthes frothed. I then went down to the emergency room at my local hospital and went from room to room taking a deep breath in each of them. I then went out the front of the hospital and got hit by a car, when the ambulance arrived i got up told the paramedics that i dont believe in health insurance and walked home. Then i got on kotaku in my mind and wrote this. I also write for womens weekly.

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blunt

December 16, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Take a fist-full of internet dick pills, slam Mega Man 3 into my NES and go wreck Hard Man’s shit.

Rigid genitals are the true ‘Tool Assisted Run’.

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Dean

December 16, 2011 at 2:34 pm

In a complete misunderstanding of what was required of me I would drive out to this destination http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harden,_New_South_Wales and be ever so sad that the prize was not there waiting for me.

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iNiff

December 16, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I’ll go troll some forums flaming fanboys. U MAD BRO?!

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Marck527

December 16, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I would go to Antarctica.

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Cam

December 16, 2011 at 2:36 pm

actually play Modern Warfare 2….campaign…

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iNiff

December 16, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Load up battletoads on the NES and play until I clear the turbo tunnel. That should suitably prepare me for how owned I’ll get playing COD.

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Travity

December 16, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Project Sylvester Stallone:
This project will require myself to be covered in wax for 2 and a half years to let the wax mold itself to create my new layer of skin, this skin then must be tested by fighting ninjas blindfolded with nothing but a hair brush and a 4x4cm piece of paper by using the art of “Nagasu Do” which has to be taught to me by Liam Neeson. After completing this first step i am travel to Antarctica for an expedition lasting 8 months with my still intact wax body, with my only supplies being a half eaten carrot(nibbled on by Jet Li”s wife Nina Li Chi) and a container of grass (used to create shelter, clothing and a raft that will never be used) . After this feat is done i will have to complete my last task which is to bear the offspring of both Chuck Norris and Shaq and then later determine who the father is, if Successful i believe i will be ready to answer this question.

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Stilli1988

December 16, 2011 at 2:40 pm

I would harden myself up by showing support for Julia Gillard!

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SERVAH

December 16, 2011 at 2:40 pm

I can only manage a doey, need me some blue pills to get harden

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Uncle Bob

December 16, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes,

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Glenn

December 16, 2011 at 2:42 pm

A bowl of Wheatbix with Milk!! That is hardcore .

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Lone Wolf

December 16, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Walk through a gym wearing a shirt saying “wii fit and balance board = $150 gym membership = $500 per month” (I’m a rake with ribs) taunting people.

Or take an arrow to each knee and stay an adventurer.

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1. Lone Wolf
  
  December 16, 2011 at 3:18 pm
  
  Get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when I get home, get killed and the murderer dances about on my grave singing “Hallelujah.”
  (With credit to Eric Idle)
  
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Mini Manu

December 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm

I’ll become more hard-boiled

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Tristan Damen

December 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm

To get “Hardened” I would pump iron with Arnie Schwarznegger while watching Commando (muted) with the Commando soundtrack pumping out full volume.

Why the Commando soundtrack you ask?

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1. Tristan Damen
  
  December 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm
  
  BECAUSE NOTHING IS HARDER THAN TURTLE DRUMS, THAT’S WHY!!!
  
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Supreme

December 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Probably eat a sandwhich or something.

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TheLastQuestion

December 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I will become a Caterpie, and level up to level 7. I will evolve into Metapod and will use Harden until I am the most Hardened muthafucka to ever live. Then I will evolve into a beautiful butterfly, and I’ll pwn nubs all day, and every night.

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Meteors

December 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I’ll eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I’m very hungry!

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Alex

December 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm

porn and iron bru.

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Jason Smith

December 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I’ll ingest a little blue pill in order to prep myself for the hardened awesomeness that is Modern Warfare 3!
(Come on, I’m still playing MW2

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Jordaan Mylonas

December 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I’d hook up a pair of video goggles so that the left eye plays the opening scene from “Up”, and the right eye plays the opening scenes from “The Land Before Time”. On loop.

For an extra dose of hardness, I’d do all of this while Marley and Me plays in the background.

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Kirby

December 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm

I’d do 50 squats, 4 lunges, down two pints of Guinness, then down a can of Nitrous Monster (Extra Strength) base jump off centre point tower, hi five a man eating shark, answer my next 10 support queries in Machine Code and reply to every message/phone call/text I get from then on with “I PITTY THE FOOL” unless it’s a message stating that I have won this competition.

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Jordaan Mylonas

December 16, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I’ll harden up the traditional way: Join the Army (…reserves)

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Benny

December 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I will play Battlefield 3.

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fortalyst

December 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I will take a concrete pill and chase it with a cement milkshake before telling Vinnie Jones that he couldn’t satisfy a blow-up doll.

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Matt a.k.a Chuck Norris

December 16, 2011 at 2:53 pm

I’m Chuck Norris, I require no hardening.

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ennzed

December 16, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Gentlemen, Battletoads….LETS DO THIS!

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Nick

December 16, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, Superman 64 & ET in their entireties on a pre-2000 CRT monitor with the lowest quality sound sytem while listening to LuLu (Lou Reed & Metallica) and watching Doom, House of the Dead, and the Super Mario Bros. Movie. Oh and add arguing with a 12-year old CoD fan about how the game (though good) is stale and virtually the same experience we got last year (and the year before, and the year before that) while he calls me every profanity under the sun

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Puck

December 16, 2011 at 2:54 pm

I would stand in the snow in a suit of full plate armour, eating a bowl of diamonds while playing “I wanna be the guy” with my feet, all while composing palindromic haikus in Japanese… and I wouldn’t stop until I’d passed a kidney stone.

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DunkyF

December 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

The Dig

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Nroug7

December 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

I used to take arrows in the knees, but then i had to harden up.

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Hem

December 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Or we could just pirate it and take on all those lawyers who come after us >.>

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UberRoxor

December 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Walk into the local Gypsie Joker’s hangout and start calling them all a bunch of c*cksucking faggots, and telling them how hard I’m going to f*ck their mums then challenge them all to “1v1 me you f*cking poof c*nts”, in the true style of CoD online multiplayer.

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DerangedStoat

December 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Fibre, lots and lots of fibre.

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Zed

December 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm

I’m going to go have a talk to my uncle Chop Chop, see what he can teach me.

http://www.dukesmc.co.za/01_home_files/harden_up.jpg

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blergh

December 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Finally my army of bug pokemon will have paid off for something.

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Inanimate Blocker

December 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Publicly announce in a LAN cafe that I support SOPA.

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Disco

December 16, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Dip myself in nougat

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Randomini

December 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm

I will finish I Wanna Be The Guy.

Yeah.

You heard me.

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MrGaz

December 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Dressing up as Rambo for this year Christmas Party. Can’t get much harder than that.

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Gusman

December 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

I’d sleep in my bed WITHOUT my huggies pull ups!

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RandomGuy

December 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

I will fight chuck norris with an arrow in my knee, even though i’m still an adventurer

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Tits McGee

December 16, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I’m already hard enough. I play on a dual core.

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oldtimer

December 16, 2011 at 3:18 pm

I’ll harden up by refusing to tell Jack Bauer where the bomb is!

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Raistlin

December 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm

I just drank two glasses of cement. My stomach feels like a rock.

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Inf

December 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm

I’ll be walking around in a Metapod costume.

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LDX

December 16, 2011 at 3:22 pm

No more sex – cause that’s exactly what I’ll be deprived of if I win this game and start playing it during all my free time. My GF hates Modern Warfare.

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The Flash

December 16, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Probably eat a few dozen eggs or so.

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MrTaco

December 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm

I’ll browse through Kotaku and only read Brian Ashcraft articles.

Hur hur.

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Jarvgrimr

December 16, 2011 at 3:31 pm

I will use furniture Lacquer to create a hardened shell over my entire body. I shall then get some spray paint wielding teenagers to deck me out in bush camoflauge patterns.

Then once I am all impervious to harm from the lacquering and nigh invisible due to mad spray skills, I will spend my time in the bushland around the Hornsby shire area, sneaking up on possums and attempting to insta-knife them from 4ft away.

I will be the hardest!

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Steve-O The Deve-O

December 16, 2011 at 3:33 pm

I’m going to watch 10 hours of Brazilian fart porn.

Huh? What’s that about a competition?

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Fruit252

December 16, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Play MW2 for 300 hours at which point i would have played MW3 for 300 hours and will be plenty hardened.

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Beavwa

December 16, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Best way to harden up and prepare for MW3 – I’d have to read a bunch of Andy McNab’s early fiction novels – war stories with the vocabulary of a 12 year old.
Then I’d disqualify myself after reading on Wikipedia that he consulted on BF3… Oops.

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Jinjo

December 16, 2011 at 3:46 pm

For my friends 18th earlier this year I bought him a bag of cement. Maybe I should go talk to him?

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Luke

December 16, 2011 at 3:47 pm

By hitting the xbox and practice on Modern Warfare 2 to while drinking celebrity promoted energy drinks and listening to The A-Team theme whilst racking up my kill streaks, then on breaks, proceed to the fridge and down more energy drinks and down KFC zinger burgers to attain all the ‘quick fix’ energy and sustenance required before heading back to the xbox for more kill streaks!

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Dom

December 16, 2011 at 3:48 pm

By not taking an arrow to the knee.

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Adrian

December 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Brick Sandwich and some Precision diving into an inflatable pool! That should do the trick!

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what the

December 16, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Rip Off my testicles and eat them

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Terence

December 16, 2011 at 3:56 pm

You want hardening up, i’m going to drink a combination of coke and some mentos (yes i know mentos, super funny), that will harden anyone up.

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tnoogen

December 16, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Re-watching Dragon Ball Z Kai again. Nothing gets you hardened up like pretending you’re powering up to be a Super Saiyan 😀

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bennobee

December 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm

The best way to harden up I have ever seen is a suicide shot….. Take a line of Salt a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila. Snort the Salt squish the lime juice in your eye and then do the shot. Line a few of those puppies and you will feel like your the darn incredible hulk

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Nam phan

December 16, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Repeatedly getting round house kicked in the knee by Chuck Norris on the right and Bruce Lee on the left!!!!

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Mike

December 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Cut out my appendix with a bowie knife, and stitch up the wound with razor wire. Cleansing the wound? Draino! Anesthetic? Whiskey 🙂

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Tonytonytones

December 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm

go to Bunnings and buy a bag of cement and eat it, harden the f$#k up!!

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Dr_Stef

December 16, 2011 at 4:13 pm

I’d use this guy’s technique to harden myself up (scroll to about 0:45)

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1. Dr_Stef
  
  December 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm
  
  Nyyaaahhhgghhh!!! Nyyaaahhhgghhh!!! Nyyaaahhhgghhh!!! Nyyaaahhhgghhh!!! Nyyaaahhhgghhh!!! Nyyaaahhhgghhh!!!
  
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peter b

December 16, 2011 at 4:13 pm

man i thought i was so smart referencing metapod but after at quick look over some of the other entries it seems that since my initial stroke of genius several other people have had the same stroke of genius and suddenly it doesnt sound like such a genius idea at all 🙁

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Zac

December 16, 2011 at 4:14 pm

I was going go immature and say porn…

Grab a remote control car, strap a camera to it and drive it across Melbourne…and if I actually win I will do this

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Brendan

December 16, 2011 at 4:14 pm

My hardening up plan: when I click “Submit Comment” it won’t be the usual finger movement. I’m going to power-bomb off a 10-storey building directly onto the left-mouse-button, the shock travelling through the mouse-cable and shattering the non-corpereal “Submit Comment” button.

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ShiggyNinty

December 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Drink molten steel. Because why the hell not.

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ian

December 16, 2011 at 4:17 pm

I’ll wear skinz

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Ben

December 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Infinity + 1 is like peeing in the ocean

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Luke

December 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I would go into the wild and live there for a a few days and then i should be hard up for the game!!

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GentlemanJ

December 16, 2011 at 4:29 pm

The only thing that would harden me up in an accounting office. Continuous paper cuts. Everywhere. Everywhere!

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Riahim

December 16, 2011 at 4:33 pm

ill eat rock so i can be hard enough to play this copy

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Peter O

December 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm

2 words. Penthouse Magazine.

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Nick

December 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm

I’ll harden up by not getting so excited that I post absolute bullshit in a competition on Kotaku. I’m a hard bastard now.

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Crispus

December 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm

To prepare for this “Hardened Edition” I’d play and finish Demon Souls in one sitting….without dying…..before breakfast.

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Kamaryn

December 16, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Play some other CoD games online with prepubescent American teenagers and listen to everything they say without responding. If I can develop the mental strength to do that, I will be strong enough to do anything!

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Turbo

December 16, 2011 at 4:38 pm

I will play shooters non stop while listening to Your the best from karate kid >:D

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Dubl Jay

December 16, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Ohh god this Competiton is just asking for some sick joke. (Getting Hard)

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Effluvium Boy

December 16, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Easy.
http://www.bellasugar.com.au/BellaSugar-Man-About-Town-Makeover-Series-Mens-Spray-Tan-Review-18912351

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Turbo

December 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm

I will listen to you’re the best from Karate kid until my ears bleed while playing fps’s non stop >:D

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Joel

December 16, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Ok, in order to harden myself up for it i’ll actually click on one of those ads that say “Abs In 4 Weeks” yea, we know where you find those ads…

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alco64

December 16, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Harden up by raging less when I get killed by bullets but someone not even aiming at me because of the atrocious hit detecting in the game…. nuff said

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1. alco64
  
  December 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm
  
  BY someone -_-“
  
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Brent Cooper

December 16, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Be T.H.E (The Hardest Ever)

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loopy

December 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm

I’ll just hang around with Chopper Reid for a bit. Harden the f*** up, Australia.

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Matthew K

December 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm

I will toughen my hands my repeatedly beating them against a cactus, then use the edges of my hands to carve a new xbox controller out diamond, so that it will endure the inevitable ragequitting I suffer when I die seven times in a row from quickscopers.

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cayal

December 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm

I’m going to join the military and have a superior k/d to everyone else.

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Azarael

December 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Hardened up going into a cave for a month eaten nothing but insects and shaving with a smooth rock. When I eventually emerge a hardened man which the world will truly behold in wonder, the first thing I will do is play with dolls.

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Rize

December 16, 2011 at 5:00 pm

I’d get a sex change, then continue to game online, including mic chat with my lovely new voice.

If I could handle the sorts of s%#t that has been brought up over the past few weeks (women in gaming), I’d consider myself at a Hulk-level of hardened.

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Daz

December 16, 2011 at 5:27 pm

“Wear a bullet proof vest and shoot myself in the head”

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Epherius

December 16, 2011 at 5:32 pm

I’d harden up by marathoning the entire twilight series (movies) in one sitting. Based on the universal hatred for this particular franchise, the unanimous abuse i would thus receive for this effort would harden me up in no time.

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MrTaco

December 16, 2011 at 5:33 pm

I would go to Bunnings and give themselves a bag of me.

Because that “concrete” stuff everyone else here seems to be getting from them just doesn’t cut the mustard.

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Sidx

December 16, 2011 at 5:35 pm

Having to band aid my black eye open to stop it getting in the way while playing black ops

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Darvoz

December 16, 2011 at 5:37 pm

I would have my body undergo immense amounts of pressure and heat. Being a carbon based life-form under enough heat and pressure I will undergo metamorphosis and become a diamond man.

Not only will I be the hardest material known to man, I will cut you

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masha2932

December 16, 2011 at 5:38 pm

I will change my sex and give birth to a child. Women who bear children are tough.

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Gammah

December 16, 2011 at 5:40 pm

I would harden myself up with a bag of cement i would buy from bunnings LOL.

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Blaghman

December 16, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Mark, I would emulate the hardest man I know, one who knows no fear, and who takes everything life throws at him in his stride. Yes Mark, I would emulate you, so that I could become hard. Can you see it now, as I longboard down the street, long hair flowing in the breeze, an approaching street sign ignored on my radar, but remembered on my arm? Or as I climb, higher and higher, placing myself on top of the world, watching the peons far below me. My leg may cramp up, but I will continue climbing, for nobody could dare to rise higher than me, except you of course.

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Paradigman

December 16, 2011 at 5:52 pm

I would play Black Ops Zombies, while listening to this 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

Everyone else are girly-men!

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Shimano6000

December 16, 2011 at 5:59 pm

Well, to beat everyone else, I guess I will have to spend every day with my Mother-in-Law until I win, or someone harder than me is found! Sheesh!

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GFresh

December 16, 2011 at 6:02 pm

by entering all these comps and losing I will become hardened due to rejection….

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Ephraimus

December 16, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Through nano machines and a chemical discovered by a hermit living on a deserted island studying alchemy which can turn any substance into diamonds. The nano machines would slowly administer the chemical to most of the cells in my body, hardening me, but still allowing for fluid movement to play the game. After the transformation is complete I would coat myself in a mixture of titanium and diamond dust, and apply a painfully large amount of electricity to force it to adhere to me.

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James Kane

December 16, 2011 at 6:04 pm

To harden myself up, I will be placing myself in a bubble of air and travelling to the lowest point in the ocean (~ 10,000kilometres) and allowing my body to huge amounts of pressure hopefully raising my hardness rating up above diamond in the follow millions of years to come. However due to the fact I will be dead, a copy of Modern Warfare 3 now before I kill myself would be dandy.

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Daniel

December 16, 2011 at 6:09 pm

I would harden up by playing the movie “The Room’ on repeat while on another TV i would be playing E.T. on Atari 2600.

Your tearing me apart Lisa. oh hi E.T.

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CitizenSnips

December 16, 2011 at 6:14 pm

In order to harden myself up i’ll shoot myself over and over again to the point where my vision turns bloody and oh so real, after this has been accomplished enough times, bullets will have very little effect on me so long as I take cover.

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Vincent

December 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Excellent! Now I can finally convince my partner that there’s more in it for both of us!

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Aliasalpha

December 16, 2011 at 6:20 pm

I’ll try and get my left jab to match my right cross, my trainer says my right hurts his hand even through the pads, I’m beginning to think he might not be lying to build my confidence

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James

December 16, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Viagra. Failing that, a syringe full of grout.

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Scott

December 16, 2011 at 6:30 pm

Hit myself repeatedly with:
Jelly then a pillow then a wooden beam then a ps3 then titanium then unobtanium.

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Regal

December 16, 2011 at 6:34 pm

I’ll get out my Metapod.

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Francis

December 16, 2011 at 6:36 pm

The Pepperspray cop was pretty hardened up. However, I’d do one better by equpping myself with a modified flamethrower that shoots out pepperspray and putting on the bomb-defying hurt locker armor.

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mattj

December 16, 2011 at 6:40 pm

i planning on burying myself in a pit of flesh eating ants and talking dirty to a wombat………

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Kreedz86

December 16, 2011 at 6:44 pm

If I wint this copy of MW3 I will Harden myself up by benchpressing 250kg’s every day for 3 hours straight, so when I win the copy of MW3 I can take that beautiful round disc, grasp in my now muscular hand, and…

Throw it straight out to see and watch it be snapped and mangled by 3 great white sharks.

Then im going to back to my computer and play a real shooter; Battlefield 3.

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Cory

December 16, 2011 at 6:55 pm

I’d down a big glass of concrete

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Frost

December 16, 2011 at 6:56 pm

I can play Mozart on piano with my penis, just need some viagra to hardening me up

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Sam

December 16, 2011 at 7:15 pm

I will spam as many BF3 forums as I can with the words “CALL OF DUTY RULES!!!” and brace myself for the onslaught.

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DanDave

December 16, 2011 at 7:17 pm

I will do as Hard Man does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2gY2WQCik and eat Jalapeño’s for lunch with a side of chilli sauce-(o).

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Virus__

December 16, 2011 at 7:19 pm

A cup of cement each day for breakfast should do exactly that of hardening me up.

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CorruptDairy

December 16, 2011 at 7:19 pm

I’ll be having a bowl full of nail’s, concrete and some special pill 😉

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Tim

December 16, 2011 at 7:22 pm

I’d mutate myself into a chuck norris tiger-bear with thumbs that can hold controllers, then go to a live firing area and shoot EVERY. WEAPON. IN. SIGHT.
then afterwhich I will become familiar with the MW2 storyline again as I will need that for the campaign. I’ll tag everyone I see in the shopping centre for practice in Spec Ops Survival, and I’ll do hours of paintball at the local skirmish shop for multiplayer

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XII:Horus

December 16, 2011 at 7:24 pm

I’ll go fight Chuck Norris a few times, after my wounds are healed I should be stronger, right? RIGHT?

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Bladewing

December 16, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Kakuna I choose you, use harden! Super effective!

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Bladewing

December 16, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Kakuna I choose you, use harden(Super effective)

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Bladewing

December 16, 2011 at 7:31 pm

Metapod used harden!

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ResonanceCascade

December 16, 2011 at 7:33 pm

So far nothing I have read even begins to register as hard. I would pledge as a computer tech, to specialize exclusively in repairing Windows Vista based PCs. BRING ON THE PAIN.

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Sean

December 16, 2011 at 7:33 pm

I’ll Finish Saint’s Row 3.

As a pacifist.

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Andrew

December 16, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Swallow a teaspoon of cement . . . then have awkward waste passage for the next few days . . .

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EmbraceThePing

December 16, 2011 at 7:58 pm

I am going to download counter strike and *sharp intake of breath* play pub for a week.

That way I should be hardened up for the waves of dolphin divers, repair exploiters, tk’ers. 😀

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rob

December 16, 2011 at 8:14 pm

get turned into carbonite like han solo

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Grim

December 16, 2011 at 8:55 pm

I’ll play Desert Bus for 24 hrs straight in preparation for all the multiplayer vehicular combat. This is the one with vehicles right?

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JamesK

December 16, 2011 at 9:24 pm

I will harden my self up by placing my body at the lowest point in the sea (roughly 10,000km if i recall) and letting it get compressed by high amounts of pressure over many many year, becoming as hard as diamond. Unfortunalty I will be dead so before I do that winning a copy of MW3 would be great.

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plotzza

December 16, 2011 at 9:44 pm

By being a stunt man on the expendables 2! Getting your ass kicked by that much action is bound to harden you up.

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Junki

December 16, 2011 at 9:45 pm

Go around ripping those ‘my family’ stickers off cars. I feel pretty hardened

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dandatrk

December 16, 2011 at 9:48 pm

i took this blue pill and drank a cup of cement and i hardened right on up……..

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NickRad

December 16, 2011 at 10:04 pm

I’ll harden myself up by drinking a glass of cement.

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Sterlos

December 16, 2011 at 10:10 pm

I would tell you guys, but I’m not too sure if this site has a minimum age.

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Greg T

December 16, 2011 at 10:19 pm

Watching a whole episode of The Jersey Shore without changing the channel or breaking the TV due to insanity will harden anyone up.

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Baron

December 16, 2011 at 10:20 pm

I ate a cup of a nice sandy loam coz I dont like the taste of cement………el naturale baby

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Ryan

December 16, 2011 at 10:25 pm

I’d force myself to read the unoriginal comments mentioning metapod all day and pretend to find them funny! Takes true courage!

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Lloyd_himself

December 16, 2011 at 10:32 pm

I would crank out the old gameboy and throw in pokemon red, blue or yellow and i would go round with 6 metapods with only harden … and show the world they all need to harden up

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Andrew Wright

December 16, 2011 at 10:55 pm

No matter how much the kids tell me they love me this xmas holidays i will not let them touch the xbox as i will playing MW3 and trying to level up. I will drown out there screams and pleads by raising the volume on the TV and closing the door to the backyard as i lock them outside (tough love is needed to make sure that they spend an appropriate amount of time in the sun exercising – not in front of the xbox taking all the cold air from my AC)

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Badong

December 16, 2011 at 10:56 pm

Merge DNA with diamond, coat self in cement, then freeze myself solid only to be thawed out if they discover something harder than diamond I can re-coat myself in.

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King Bee

December 16, 2011 at 10:59 pm

I will find a lamp (fresh), chuck it over my shoulders and run around town every single day until that sheep gets old and dies.. then i’ll eat it.. raw. with a spoon

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Max

December 16, 2011 at 11:10 pm

I would tell you how, but I took an arrow to the knee 🙁

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Chris

December 16, 2011 at 11:30 pm

My face vs. 1000 bricks. We’ll see which one breaks first.

My money’s on me.
The smart money’s on the second brick.

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Ray

December 16, 2011 at 11:59 pm

play through modern warfare 1 and 2 on the hardest settings and then watch the entire Twighlight saga to really harden up.

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Beth

December 16, 2011 at 11:59 pm

I grew a pair of balls and manned the fuck up 🙂

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Anthony Huynh

December 17, 2011 at 12:05 am

I hardened up and told my girlfriend to make me 2 sandwiches instead of 1

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Obee1

December 17, 2011 at 12:19 am

I will do the laundry, wash the dishes, and cook dinner….if that doesn’t harden up any man then nothing will!

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Grandmaster B-Funk

December 17, 2011 at 1:05 am

Waxing my legs… seriously, that’s a lot of hair, and it’ll hurt…. a lot…

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FitzBatman

December 17, 2011 at 2:40 am

I would role play a metapod.

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Suihaira

December 17, 2011 at 2:50 am

I already memorized Die Hard, so ill watch Die Hard 2 while gluing pictures of arnie from predator onto my chest. Then ill coat those pictures in clear liquid nails. Once that’s hardened, I’ll move onto the punishment of Die Hard 3, while coating my legs in araldite.
Finally, I’ll watch number 4. While I do this, I’ll superglue copies of the die hard quadrilodgy dvds to my arms and layer bf3 DVDs over the top to camouflage the die hard hardness with weak weakness for a nice hard finish.
Last ill wear my bob the builder hard hat for headshot protection and to add some class to my freshly hardened self. e

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Average

December 17, 2011 at 3:01 am

I could buy some kevlar, I guess. Or I could totally put steel plates around my face. And I could get Batman to train me in the asskicking arts.

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Bubba

December 17, 2011 at 3:12 am

I will “Harden” myself by putting Vick’s Vapor Rub all over my body to make it numb (from the mentholatum). This will make me less sensitive to pain, as well as give me an enjoyable sensation of tingling. Then, I will don a Pith Helmet (mainly because it’s cool looking) and will sneak into enemy territory and release rabid rats.

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HobbitFeetish

December 17, 2011 at 4:25 am

*FIRST* – I’m gonna SMASH my double prescription transition lense glasses!!
*SECOND* – I’m gonna RIP this wispy ginger poor excuse for a moustache from my lip, roots and all!!
*THIRD* – I’m gonna KNOCK on my neighbours door and finally ask him to stop reving his harley at 2:00 am on a weeknight!!
*AND THEN* – I’m gonna CRACK my knuckles, SPIT at the busstop,SHAVE my head,REFUSE to pay rent and then…. play my hardend MW3.

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John

December 17, 2011 at 6:09 am

I am going to harden myself up by donning my Hard Gay outfit. Ufoooooooooooo~!

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Crumpy

December 17, 2011 at 10:50 am

Move to dubbo

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Jacka

December 17, 2011 at 12:19 pm

By going on a date with Aubrey Plaza, if I make through it, i’d certainly be much harder. and no innuendo there, unfortunately.

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benikens

December 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm

I’m going to make a non-cute cat video which gets a million hits on you-tube.

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walkernator

December 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm

If I get the hardened edition of MW3 i will in choppers words ‘Harden the f*ck up’

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zac

December 17, 2011 at 5:00 pm

As a young man I don’t need to work to get hard, or stay it…

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Clint

December 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm

I’d kick Chuck Norris in the nuts for this.

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Will

December 18, 2011 at 2:44 am

Take a bottle of viagra. Then do pushups. 😉

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Grubby

December 19, 2011 at 10:58 pm

To harden up all I need to do is have a teaspoon of cement and a glass of water.

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Doug M.

December 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

I really want to win christmas cleaned me out and I need this game. I wanna be a Christmas NOOB

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Palstran

December 20, 2011 at 12:10 pm

“PALSTRAN TAKE FORM OF SOLID DIAMOND!”

BAMF!!!

(…..How do I change back if I don’t have a working mouth?…..)

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Lloydus Maximus

December 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Taking the advice of Betty White, I discard my measly testicles (mostly likely by dipping them into a piranha-infested pond) and then tell old Betty to put on a strap on. I would then grow a vagina and tell her to pound me deep for 4 days straight. This is the only way to truly HTFU!

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modern horrible jokes(don’t read if u want to get sniped)

December 22, 2011 at 7:42 am

wat do u call it to be harden? go and kick some (beep!) on the battlfield with a ak-47 and kill all the son of a (beep!) i see! that’s how i get hardened!

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0xJerry

December 25, 2011 at 3:59 am

I have a nice warm bowl of concrete to harden up

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Tony Hawk

January 12, 2012 at 8:59 am

I beat all the C.O.D. that came out, im the best player while playing online and im good at sniper(in any games u could ever imagine).I play with my Personal Computer. I play MW2 on my PC and i beat all my friends like 21-3 online.

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gamerguy2417

August 9, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Until I get this game, I will be playing MW2 and BF3 as much as I can and trying the biggest stunts that I can so I can get hardened up for if I win this game.

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