Now that's a question that you'll only hear in a video game trailer. Or at least I hope you only hear it in a video game trailer. I bet Hitman: Absolution's Agent 47 gets that all the time.
He's in line at Wendy's, ordering a Frosty. They ask him if he wants fries with that (of course), is this for here or to go (for here, he likes the atmosphere), and whether he's a silent assassin or wants to kill everyone in his way (up to you). Then he looks up at the Wendy's cashier and realises that it's himself.
You know what the first gameplay trailer for Hitman: Absolution needs? No, not wigs. OK, wigs would be pretty cool. No, it needs a Frosty and some salty fries.
Maybe that's just me.