Reminder: PlayStation Home Is Still Really Weird

Last time we checked in on Sony's PlayStation Home service — yeah, it's still around — we found that, over the years, it has... changed. The people still using it and paying money for things have... interesting tastes.

The objects, items and experiences you see below are not jokes. They're what's actually new for sale this month on the service, as advertised on the PlayStation Blog.

Granzella introduces the Sexy Mini Yukata series. This new design is open wide at the chest expanding out to reveal the shoulders while also having a super short length. Both tops and bottoms are available in three colours, black, white and peach, and each is decorated with a flower pattern.

Granzella introduces the new two-wheeled Minibike and Riding Suit items! Enjoy touring around on the Minibike! Feel the wind, hear the engine and see everyday places from a new view. It's also equipped with the ability to accelerate by pressing the Square button. An elaborately detailed Minibike reproduction is also available as a furniture item. It's perfect for the interior of your Personal Space. Also new is the Riding Suit set, perfect for the motorcycle rider! The set includes the Full Faced Helmet (open and closed shield), colour and varying chest openness, Riding Gloves and Hair Tied Back Hair.

Digital Leisure has added a new variation to slots. King Tut's Tomb is now playable in the Concourse and Roulette room. Take a spin on this new slots variation and unlock King Tut's riches. Your earnings in this game will add to your earnings in all of the other machine games. Line up the hieroglyphics and you'll be living like a pharaoh in no time. Head to the lower level of the Concourse and give King Tut's Tomb a spin!

Steal the spotlight and go wild with the craziest new female hairstyles in Home: IdolStyles from Hellfire Games! Each style comes in three flavours: Customisable, Special Colour and Animated. Choose between the Blazing Twin, Colossal Curls, Elegant Twin-Drills and Wild Ponytail IdolStyles to become the life of the party today! Don't let little things like gravity keep you from showing off an amazing hairstyle.

Why wear clothes made of boring old material, when you can be your own work of art and wear paint? These hand-painted masterpieces let you show off in style and be a little different from the crowd!

Will you choose to be an intricate painting of beauty as Madame Flutterby, be sleek and stunning as Lady Purrfect, show your strength with war paint as the Gladiatorial Hero or go for a more abstract paint effect as the Alien Reptilaman or Mistress Multi-Colored? Whatever you decide, you can complete the look with matching shoes and accessories! We hope you enjoy the free gift for your apartments too!

Bedazzle all those around you... Show your artistic flair, be Painted Bare!

Love is in the air, and the Instant Classy Date Adventure Pack from Juggernaut Games has everything you need to bring the romance home. Light some candles, put on some romantic jazz music and cuddle up in the Jacuzzi with your special someone. And if your love is true, gift them a Sparkling Diamond Ring to show them they are the only person in the world who makes your heart skip a beat. Stay Classy Home!

Some things just never get old. And when they do, they're really just crying out for a re-imagining! Lockwood have revisited some of their classic staples and given them a fresh look for 2013. Skinny jeans have gone even skinnier and the animated glow shoes of the past are given a new lease of life in the form of hi-tops for the guys and sneaker heels for the gals.


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