This Is Cool And All, But Where Are My Mass Effect Budgie Smugglers?

Black Milk has been making great geek-related clothing for an age. Nary a day goes by when I don't see a girl on my Facebook feed regretting the hundreds of dollars she spent on its weirdly addictive online store. After releasing a line of Gameboy swimsuits, Black Milk is about to release a line of Mass Effect related clothing. I'm hardly qualified to judge these things (I mostly wear underpants and that's it) but it looks cool to me!

I haven't been able to dig up individual pictures of all the stuff on offer, but you can get a fairly extensive look at the line below. It goes on sale tomorrow afternoon.

But guys? Where are my Mass Effect 'N7' speedos? This is misandry at its worst. Pure reverse sexism. It's absolutely disgusting that in this day and age someone hasn't made a pair of Mass Effect budgie smugglers.

[Heads off to Reddit to make post about this outrage]


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    Way too much chance girls who don't play games would think the budgies smugglers are like some sort of new rating system..

    N7 = Narrow 7" ? hahahahaha

    There are no men's N7 underwear, because the males go... commando.

      *takes off sunglasses* YYIIIIEEEEAAAAYYYYEEHHHH!!

      I'd be down for some N7 briefs or DT's for the pool.

        I have observed that this store is only for the female gender of our species only.

    Shepard definitely has pantless parties on the citadel!

      would you like to come to the pants party?

    Where's all the Blue Chicks?

    "But guys? Where are my Mass Effect ‘N7′ speedos? This is misandry at its worst. Pure reverse sexism. It’s absolutely disgusting that in this day and age someone hasn’t made a pair of Mass Effect budgie smugglers"

    Such an outraeg! :P

    Although I seriously would buy me some N7 undies...

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store in the Citadel.

    Individual photos at a decent size (and the complete range) are up here: http://pinterest.com/blackmilkpins/mass-effect/

    Real Men don't buy underwear. Women buy it for them, as birthday / Xmas gifts.
    So men's tastes don't count - only women's

    I'd be too afraid to talk to her due to the constant fear of having biotic storm used on me...

    Just wear the one piece and break sexism by not caring adhering to gender rules

    This is why I'm not allowed money.

    Pure reverse sexism

    So.... using this term implies that *regular* sexism is only that which is directed at females....
    Then doesn't that make the term itself sexist?

    Thus, the term reverse sexism, is itself, sexist...... a nice little paradox you've created for us all, Mark ;-)

    I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favourite underpants on the citadel.

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