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Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair.
This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.
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Never had an apartment like the one depicted above. Though I do get what he's saying it is still a poor analogy.
Then you're a lucky guy!
At least you have an option not to buy Early Access. If only there were similarly-easy alternatives to renting...
I always get friends telling me to stop paying for early-access games. At the end of the day, if the game is playable and enjoyable for what I've paid for, then I don't mind it! For those games that consistently and frequently provide updates and content (NEO Scavenger is a great example) it's an added bonus!
Pretty much.....
I buy early access games based on what is currently in them, not what the offer in the future. In that regard, it's just like buying a full release game, there's no guarantee of 100% quality there either.
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