In honour of the people who purchased a bajillion copies of a game that simulates goats poorly, this Thursday developer Coffee Stain Studios is releasing Goat Simulator update 1.2, AKA Goat MMO Simulator. Really.
A whole bunch of stuff, like hats and multiplayer, gets added to Goat Simulator today — all for free. While that’s cool, you’ve gotta read how the developers, Coffee Stain Studios, are describing the update.
Yesterday, I bemoaned that Goat Simulator was just a game jam game that probably won’t be publicly available. Today I return with more footage that makes that reality all the more painful.